A kid who says random shit constantly and it gets hella annoying. He’s also real good at basketball but has weird taste in girls and is super picky. If you tick him off enough he’ll do this weird eye roll thing to try to make you feel bad for him. Anyway overall, fuck this kid.
Bro Eli won’t even eat pepperoni pizza.
This kid says the most random stuff and it’s annoying as shit. He is also very good at basketball, but has a pretty weird taste in girls. Oh and I forgot to mention he is picky as fuck, he won’t even eat pepperoni pizza. He also does this annoying eye roll thing to make you feel bad for him if you tick him off enough.
Fuck Eli.
A nice caring guy who is nice to everyone. As long as they respect him, he will respect them. He is smart and intelligent but he never gives himself the credit. He listens and gives advice. Eli is cute and tall. A great friend and even greater boyfriend
"Eli is a great friend"
"You're dating Eli?!?"
The sweetest U will meet always has a box of chocolate with him. Elis is a godlike black swed that of course has a big Penis
Wow u we're really playing like Elis out there
Eli is very kind, thoughtful and funny but when he says “I love you” he really dose. When you become friends with Eli you will never not be friends with him he is very hard to lose as a friend and Eli also can have a temper most of the time when you make him mad and if he is mad don’t push him past mad and make his temper snap and kill someone but Eli also can hide his sadness under a smile and he can feel a lot of pain sometimes because he is broken but he can be happy and not sad too
The Funny guy who likes to tease his friends and play video games but he's also a total teacher's pet, he's also super busy or at least he says so he can't "hang out" in person.
oh my god eli is so fucking hot please fuck the shit out of me.
ME: “wow did you see how fucking hot eli is?!”
EVERYONE ELSE: “kys”