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Someone who makes things that do things.
Engineers are important for the infrastructure and technology of our civilization.
Someone who forgot more math than you ever knew, and who fixes problems you didn't even know could exist.
I bet you didn't know your bike has a structural problem.
Oh look, I've met an engineer!
A person who is addicted to masturbation and always think of masturbation only.
Abhash is addicted to masturbation he must be an engineer
Hey look, buddy, I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems.
Not problems like "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
I solve practical problems.
Fr'instance...
...How am I going to stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind?
The answer...
use a gun. And if that don't work
use more gun.
Like this Heavy caliber, tripod-mounted, little 'ol number designed by me
Built by me
...and you'd best hope not pointed at you.
Uncle Dane tf2 who makes everyone switch to heavy because his sentry gun is more gun
red 2fort intel room: "YEEEE- THAT ENGINEER'S A SPY! -EEEEEEHA- THAT ENGINEE- WOOOOOOOO- THAT ENGINEE-THAT ENGINEER'S A SP-THAT ENGI- *killbind* IIIIIIIINCOMIN' *ubercharged blu heavy noises followed immediately by dead heavy noise 10 seconds later* much obliged- *sentry repair noises* THAT ENGINEER'S A SPY! sentry comin' up! eeeeeerectin' a dispenser! teleporter comi'- *wrench whack noi-* THAT ENGINEER'S A SPY! THAT ENGINEER'S A SP- THAT ENGINEE- THAT ENGINEER'S A SPY!, THA- wewewewwwewewewewwewweweweeweewewewewewwewewewwewewewewewewwewe have taken the enemy inteli- spah sapp-spah sappi'n mah-spah s-spah sappi'n mah sentreh! spy:" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" much obliged! thanks for the ride, par-THAT ENGINEER'S A SPY!, THAT ENGINEE- THAT E- THAT ENGINEER'- THAT ENGINEER'S A SPY!, "victory", *angry chat noises*"
Uncle Dane man tf2 who makes everyone switch to heavy because his sentry gun is more gun
red 2fort intel room: YEEEEE- THAT ENGINEER'S A SPY! -EEEEHA- THAT ENGINEE- THAT ENGINEER'S A- YEEEEEEEEE- WOOOOOOO- IIIIIIIINCOM- *ubercharged heavy noises from blu team immediately followed my a dead heavy noise 7 seconds later* much oblige- sentry comin' up! eeeeerectin' a dispenser! teleporter comi- THAT ENGINEER'S A SPY THAT ENGINE- THAT ENGINEER- THAT ENG- THAT ENGINEER'S A S- THAT ENGINEER'S A SPY! wewewewewwewewewewewewewewewwewewewwewewwewewewewwewwewewewewweewewewewe have taken the enemy intelligence
Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems, not problems like "What is beauty?" Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous be-hind? The answer, use a gun, and if that don't work... Use more gun. Take for instance this heavy caliber tripod mounted lil' old number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope... Not pointed at you.
Engineer Gaming moment
Very poggers indeed