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Thomas English Muffin

When a lady is on the last day of her period and has her nooks and crannies cleaned out by a big dick.

Damn, you gave me a Thomas English Muffin. Don’t even need a panty liner now. Looks like apple butter.

by SkidmarkParade January 14, 2022


English Muffin

A man with a hat and beard who inappropriately friendly with dogs that he meets in parks.

There is no requirement that they be English. Person or dog.

You see that English Muffin over there befriending our dog?

by ManWithHatAndBeard December 28, 2023


The English death

Death by taking a dump out of a window (mostly not done in a sober state), overall located higher than the second floor, losing balance, and falling down onto the pedestrian walkway.

John: I'm so sorry to hear that Ed died... What happened?
Ed's mom: He died the English death...
John: I guess he couldn't make it to toilet then.

by Ruebenizer September 30, 2013


hot guy in english

He is a good, i mean gooodddddd looking guy ;) He's not the smartest, but worth it!

girl one:"Dude it's the hot guy in english!"
girl two:"OMG I LOVE HIS BLUE BACKPACK!"

by lndvihfrihiv August 10, 2017


English smith

Hot girl named English who dances and is smart and the one who is creating this crush

Yo English smith how is it going

by Dudusdaboi February 06, 2019


englishically

in terms of english

i englishically couldn’t understand that guy

by johnnypeterson24141 June 28, 2022


National hit an English day

On November 23rd you can hit an English person

Ha, your English I get to hit you because it's National hit an English day.

by Gay boy alex November 23, 2020