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When a lady is on the last day of her period and has her nooks and crannies cleaned out by a big dick.
Damn, you gave me a Thomas English Muffin. Don’t even need a panty liner now. Looks like apple butter.
A man with a hat and beard who inappropriately friendly with dogs that he meets in parks.
There is no requirement that they be English. Person or dog.
You see that English Muffin over there befriending our dog?
Death by taking a dump out of a window (mostly not done in a sober state), overall located higher than the second floor, losing balance, and falling down onto the pedestrian walkway.
John: I'm so sorry to hear that Ed died... What happened?
Ed's mom: He died the English death...
John: I guess he couldn't make it to toilet then.
He is a good, i mean gooodddddd looking guy ;) He's not the smartest, but worth it!
girl one:"Dude it's the hot guy in english!"
girl two:"OMG I LOVE HIS BLUE BACKPACK!"
Hot girl named English who dances and is smart and the one who is creating this crush
Yo English smith how is it going
On November 23rd you can hit an English person
Ha, your English I get to hit you because it's National hit an English day.