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Sneky sneks be evillll. 🐍
Me: I had a freak out from a snake
Fren: o-o Sneks be evil
Another corny RE game with cheap scares. Should be called an action game but instead is referred to as Survival Horror because for some reason RE still scares people...
Resident Evil 4 looks so scary, I think I might wet my diaper.
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An anime show disguise as a typical cartoon. It involves a 14 yo princess named Star Butterfly who was sent to Earth in order to mend her reckless behavior and to control her magic. She had a crush on Marco Diaz, a playboy who later forms a harem including Star herself, Jackie who is his crush, Janna who is a creepy stalker who obsess with Marco, and Heckapoo who traps him 16 years in her dimension for some reason. And then there are magical girls shooting spells by chanting some weird incantations involving ponies and rainbows, some dark moments with royalties in Mewnie, and a kawaii fucking character who is overly friendly and possibly does not exist in real life, or else she would be called a hyperactive ADHD maniac.
Let's face it, this show consist of every single stereotypes of anime (except for the creepy ass sexualizations of minors). The audience of the shows are either fourth-graders who think that they are born to be princesses, or some neckbeards who haven't showered for a week and have body pillows in his room.
Hey dude, have you watched Star vs the forces of evil yet?
You mean the show where everyone keeps worshipping Star as their waifu? And then weebs watch it like anime? No thanks, I'm full of weird ass shits already
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Typo meant to be "Evil Water Bottle Fairy". It means someone who spills their water bottle leaving a puddle ruining everyone's workout experience.
Alright, who was the Water Bottle Evil Fairy who made this mess? I stepped in it with my tennis shoes!
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My little girl was born on a ray of sound
My little girl was born on a ray of sound
Sleeps on water, walks on ice (ice)
Sleeps on water, walks on ice
Got no father, immortal wife
I'd exchange my soul for her
There's no antidote for her
I'd exchange my life for her
There's no antidote for her
My little girl was born on a ray of sound
My little girl was born on a ray of sound
Like a dancing flame upon a bed of nails
She's one thing that you cannot buy
With zero reasons for living
With zero reasons for living
My little girl was born on a ray of sound
My little girl was born on a ray of sound
Our only defence is to gather as an army
I hold you like a gun
Our only defence is to gather as an army
I hold you like a gun
My little girl was born on a ray of sound
My little girl was born on a ray of sound
Western values mean nothing to her, nothing to her
Western values mean nothing to her
She's the girl of my dreams
She's the girl of my dreams
She is beyond good and evil
She is beyond good and evil
She is beyond good and evil (she is beyond)
She is beyond
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My mother was a witch, she was burned alive
Thankless little bitch
For the tears I cried
Take her down now
Don't wanna see her face
Blistered and burnt, can't hide my disgrace
Twenty-seven, everyone was nice
Got to see them, make them pay the price
See their bodies out on the ice
Take my time
Am I evil?
Yes I am
Am I evil, I am man, yes
Watched my mother die
I lost my head
Revenge now I sought
To break with my bread
Takin' no chance
You come with me
I'll split you to the bone
Help set you free
Twenty-seven, everyone was nice
Got to see them, make them pay the price
See their bodies out on the ice
Take my time
Am I evil?
Yes I am
Am I evil, I am man, yes I am
Oh oh
On with the action now, I'll strip your pride
I'll spread your blood around
I'll see you ride
Your face is scarred with steel, wounds deep and neat
Like a double dozen before you
Smell so sweet
Am I evil?
Yes I am
Am I evil, I am man, yes I am
My soul is longing before, await my heir
Sent to avenge my mother, sleep myself
My face is long forgotten, my face not my own
Sweet and timely whore, take me home
Am I evil?
Yes I am
Am I evil? I am man, yes I am
I'm with the action now, I'll strip your pride
I'll spread your blood around, I'll see you ride
Your face is scarred with steel, your spirits dance
Like a double dozen before you, no romance
Am I evil?
Yes I am
Am I evil? I am man
Am I evil?
Yes I am
Am I evil? I am man
Yes I am
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a fine ass guy called draco malfoy
“you! you foul loathsome evil little cockroach!” “hermione nooo, he’s not worth it”