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A spectrum of non-contagious symptoms secondary to inhalation of caustic chemicals used when applying dip powder to your nails; not to be discouraged- there are other methods to apply without using these chemicals.
I think that I'm getting dip flu from my at-home dip powder manicures.
A flu worse than man flu that dykes get
I have dyke flu but I dont winge about it much like when men have man flu.
Better known as aspergillus symptoms are brought on by smoking moldy or mildewy marijuana. Symptoms include nausea, headache and sore throat similar to a common cold but with no temperature or medicinal effects.
I don't want to smoke any of that s*** it'll give you the shwag flu.
The overall exhausted, eye burning flu like feelings after spending an entire day at a water park
"Hey, are you okay man? You don't look so hot."
"Yeah, I just got the water park flu is all."
A variety of STDs which could put you on the "bench" until cleared up
"Where's Kim?"
"Oh she went home with that rando and is stuck at home with the cum Flu"
When a man has sex with a woman with the intent of getting an STD to transfer to another woman, most often one who has been cheating on him previously.
"Shaniqua was fucking Daquan so I'm gonna give her a flu jab, where's that bitch with Syphilis?"