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A verse said by Lord himself Jake Paul in a beautiful poem
And i just dropped some new merch, and it´s selling like a god church
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Catholic. You go to church on Saturday night, get your church on. Then Sunday start your new week of debauchery and sinful living. Spoof on The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints.
Michelle to her co-worker: "I'd like to invite you to church this Sunday."
Betty: "Thank You, what church do you go to?"
Michelle: "It's the Church of Latter-Day Saints."
Betty: "Oh, I used to go to the Church of Saturday Saints and Sunday sinners! We had bingo, spaghetti suppers with a beer garden, wine with Communion. You go to church Saturday night, look all churchy, then the next day go back to being you! Come next Saturday, get reset to zero again."
Michelle: "Oh, never mind then..."
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National Holiday founded by Sam Roberts celebrating the peak of "black church" experience. Officially celebrated the 1st Sunday in May, church goers across the country post pictures of themselves knocked out by the holy ghost on their social media. All in fun, this holiday was created for church kids and members across the country and world to have a wholesome but entertaining day as a community.
Did you see the posts for National Fall Out In Church Day? Hilarious!
Maybe I should . It would give me a reason to do something with my life
Maybe I should join a Church
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An alternative to taking the browns to the superbowl
Dude, I 'm going to be taking the browns to church and filling up the pews.
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A Church founded in 1830 by Joseph Smith, Jr., and often nicknamed "The Mormon Church". The Church is headquartered in Salt Lake City, Utah, yet has followers worldwide.
Members follow the teaching of Joseph Smith, and believe in modern day Prophets and revelation. They believe in the Holy Bible and also in The Book of Mormon. The Church's Missionaries are one of it's most recognized traits, along with it's large temples topped with a golden angel. The Church is considered Christian by many as the members have a strong belief in Jesus Christ.
Mormons are members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
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A group of homophobic idiots who spend their time making countless hateful posters because no one gives them the time of day. They also have incest.
The WestBoro Baptist Church a.k.a Fred Phillips are homophobic ass wholes.
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