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When you are drinking and are not blackout drunk but on the verge of becoming blackout, not at the moment but relatively soon.
. “ hey do you wanna go to the bar”… “nah I’m half past fucked up, fuck all that noise”
When some one shits their fucking pants because they got fucked up 10-1000 years ago
Friend: I just saw someone with a Shited-ass that was fucked up like 1000 years ago HAHA!
You: How did they get fucked?
Friend: Some one said Your mom gay and she wasnt able to say No u
You: Ok that sucks, im gonna take a fucking piss
Friend: Wait n- *fucking dies*
Stranger: SUCK MY B-
You: Shut the fuck up, your mom gay, go the fuck away, hello sir.
Stranger: *fucking explodes*
When a mf buzzin, saying the most questionable shit that makes you think: "Do I kick it with this nigga on the daily or is he a crackhead, but fuck he right fr."
Person 1: Yo nigga I asked a bitch if it was pink and she said fuck you nigga!
Person 2: Gang you got me fucked up in this hoe, the fuck you doing asking a bitch that?
8 ways the human mind can be fucked by something they have seen.
1.) emotionally fucked up
2.) physically fucked up
3.) spiritually fucked up
4.) mentally fucked up
5.) musically fucked up
6.) forcefully fucked up
7.) religiously fucked up
8.) universally fucked up
that bitches pussy smelt like onion powder
got me 8 types of fucked up
Something that is worse than fucked up, Super, Super fucked up.
this Nokia phone is some fucked up shit!
A person characterized by the tendency to squander significant opportunities when engaging with people of interest. This individual, instead of executing a smooth and effective approach, consistently undermines their chances by ruining their initial impression. Consequently, rather than eliciting attraction, they inadvertently repulse the targeted individual. The term encapsulates the notion of self-sabotage in social interactions, hindering the potential for meaningful connections and relationships.
Despite having the chance to impress his crush at the party, John's antics as the fuck-up boy only managed to drive her further away.
Sarah was initially intrigued by Mark's charm, but his behavior as the fuck-up boy during their first date left her uninterested in seeing him again.
Tom's reputation as the office fuck-up boy preceded him, making it challenging for him to be taken seriously in professional settings.
Rather than seizing the opportunity to network with potential investors, Alex's antics as the fuck-up boy at the conference only served to discredit his business acumen.
Lisa had hoped for a promising start with her new coworker, but his consistent behavior as the office fuck-up boy made her reconsider any possibility of collaboration.