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The quagulated pasty sauce that forms in the gooch area while your lady rides you on her period.
My wife had to stop riding me,because the gooch cobbler was running down my butt.
The point in a fast food drive-thru between the window you pay at and the window where you pick your food up
Drive-thru Gooch:
Your on the phone with your friend and they ask where you are? “I’m in the McDonalds Drive-thru sitting at the gooch point waiting to get my bag of fat”
A blindly overpurchaser of expensive things things due to too much money and time on ones own hands to try and impress others for approval because of self and or socially known lack on genuiness in being normal or cool, which realistically doesn't work when being almost as bad as developing a drug addiction.
Peter gooch-licked(gooch-licker.) his monthly allowance on video game skins.
The unexplainable twitch , muscle twinge felt in ones gooch when watching or seeing an act or accident that looks painful.
Man , did you see his leg snap , just had a nasty gooch twitch !
I can't watch those fail videos , every time I see someone smoke their head on the ground my gooch twitches.
1. The dandruff clumps on your taint.
2. An obscure sexual aroused fetish using potatos
3. Sticking your nose between Someones pelvis and anus.
Katie:What are you doing back there Jim?
Jim: There were yellow flakes on the bed !
Katie:You think its gooch potato?
Jim:Its definitely gooch potato
When your semen comes out and just dribbles down you dick to your gooch, and dries. Thus becoming sticky.
I watched porn last night and went to sleep with a sticky gooch.
When your semen dribbles out of your dick and moves down to your gooch, thus making your gooch sticky.
I watched porn last night, and went to sleep with a sticky gooch.