gooch tax

Noun

The art of putting thy grabbing tool into someone's anus

Bro why did you mess me up on my homework! I should gooch tax you!

Swivel the gooch

When you receive a handjob that intricately goes from head to balls but also caresses the gooch in a swivel like motion.

Man, my ex used to give the best handjobs no homo she swiveled the gooch?

Bruh, this new girl I started fucking with wants to take it slow but I don't got time to play. I need to bust one off ASAP. "Maybe you should teach her how to swivel the gooch? "

Fruit gooch

Tis the part of the fruit that rests against the ground while the fruit is growing. Also referred to as the fruit butt

Mike rolled the watermelon to inspect the fruit gooch. He then smelled the fruit Gooch and he found that it was fine.

gooch astronaut

A move when making an attack on another's gooch (see gooch attack) when you pick the victim up with one arm and gooch them with the other while they are in the air

You can have two or more attacks to have one pick up the victim and the other gooch attack

dude I was laying on the couch when Andrew picked me up and Nick gooched the hell out of me, i got gooch astronauted hard

i gooch astronauted your sister

Gooch grabber

A person who sneaks from behind in the army crawl position to an unsuspecting victim and grabs the gooch skin, squeezes, tickles, then smells their fingers which were used on the gooch.

There’s a reason why we call Alex the ”gooch grabber” and it’s the same reason why we have locks on the bathroom stalls.

gooche boy

When one of the male gender enjoyes licking the gooche of another person

I heard Matt is a gooche boy.

Arm Gooch

Another word for weenus, the part of your arm that slightly resembles an actual gooch of sorts. Also can be a term to describe the part of your arm that continues to wave post wave during a parade type event.

“Show me that arm gooch baby”
”damn I need to lift some weights my arm gooch is saggin”