I don’t fuckin know, Walker wont tell me.
Ex. If you don’t stop reading about gooch grease, you’re gonna learn about gooch sodomy
The period between Christmas and New Year when no one knows what day it is and they wander around in a daze recovering from festive gluttony.
Person 1 - "Hey man what are you up to during the gooch?"
Person 2 - "Not sure, recovering from a food coma and dreading the forced fun of New Year I reckon"
Blowing your chance to get a threesome with 2 girls because you are a pussy
Dude, you couldve gotten laid but you pulled The Gooch
Shameless, S10E10: Fold the scrotum and it sticks together. With the right testicular configuration, you can hide all kinds of things under there. The gooch is mankind's marsupial pouch. You remember that.
From S10E10 of Shameless, Frank tells the cop about an unusual place to stash drugs, "Fold the scrotum and it sticks together, you can hide all kinds of things under there. The gooch is mankind's marsupial pouch. You remember that."
Another word for weenus, the part of your arm that slightly resembles an actual gooch of sorts. Also can be a term to describe the part of your arm that continues to wave post wave during a parade type event.
“Show me that arm gooch baby”
”damn I need to lift some weights my arm gooch is saggin”
A move when making an attack on another's gooch (see gooch attack) when you pick the victim up with one arm and gooch them with the other while they are in the air
You can have two or more attacks to have one pick up the victim and the other gooch attack
dude I was laying on the couch when Andrew picked me up and Nick gooched the hell out of me, i got gooch astronauted hard
i gooch astronauted your sister
A person who sneaks from behind in the army crawl position to an unsuspecting victim and grabs the gooch skin, squeezes, tickles, then smells their fingers which were used on the gooch.
There’s a reason why we call Alex the ”gooch grabber” and it’s the same reason why we have locks on the bathroom stalls.