When you Goon while you have food poisoning. You Goon, Puke, and Shit all at the same time, the perfect trifecta of excrements.
I got food poisoning from red lobster so now I’m going to go goon poisoning.
A typical "goon" though it is a backhand version. You grab it like a gear shift and pretend you're in a game of NASCAR and in the home stretch of winning. It is a magical time, though you need to squeeze your chestnuts while backhanding to fully feel the motor humming down in the wind.
Yo gang, my girl hit me with the reverse goon and I thought I went to the netherworld.
A name for a marijuana cartridge or vape cart.
Pass the goon stick now please.
A term referred to as your cock. Typically men goon to porn with their goon stick getting all sticky and wicked. Gooners love to wack it.
I love to wack my goon stick to gooner brat tiktoks!!!!!
Big Goon the act of having a big shit
I had a huge big goon after that curry last night
To continue consuming content you despise for the sole purpose of complaining and belittling it, typically to stimulate long dead joy centers in the brain.
Tim and his friends each spent 20 dollars a month so they could spend every Wednesday hate-gooning to Star Wars together, and sending threatening DMs to the actors.
Strawberry Goon Sauce - a combination of discharge, cum, and menstruation blood from a female
“Hey did you hear that after Grace and Michael fucked, his dick was covered in her strawberry goon sauce?”