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ur uncle has shingles

The only acceptable response to “your granny tranny

Tim: “ur granny tranny

Jesus: “ur uncle has shingles”

Tim: *contracts crabs*

by Josef Stalin’s March 15, 2018


Hamza has a big one

I have A STIFFY

OMG hamza has a big one STIFFY I LOVE IT

by hamzaaisfalsjfnasknasldf April 11, 2019


sexy time has begun

Sexy time has begun refers to one of the two;
1) When someone wipes out a squad, team or comp in a game or comp.
2) When a Man/Woman engage in sexual intercourse with another partner.

Wow, we just wiped their entire team, sexy time has begun

by Adolf Stalin did nothing wrong March 4, 2019

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Turkey Timer has popped

To be past one's prime; no longer desirable or relevant, AND be oblivious to the fact.

Related expressions include "His ship has sailed", "old news", "yesterday's potatoes".

"Did you hear Chevy Chase is getting a new show this fall?"

"No way, man... talk about a guy whose turkey timer has popped."

by AP in DC May 16, 2008

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Bass has got me

The act of bass hitting one so hard that is actually causes an erected pen1s. In broader terms, any situation when the p3n1s is solid aka non flaccid.

1.
Sam - "Trusst, this tune is 'ard!"
Sean - "Ooah, bass has got me!"

2.
Sam - "One for you cuz"
Sean - "No no, bass will get me"

by ilstevo:) March 2, 2011

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A bird has many eyes

"A bird has many eyes" is a saying which is mostly found in UK culture. A bird can see from the sky and the ground. It refers to situation, which can be interpreted in many ways. The perspective is crucial. The angle one might look at a problem, etc.

Timmy:I believe McCarthy is too old to be top dog
James: A bird has many eyes
Timmy: What?
James: It depends how you look at it
Timmy:I guess you are right, its just my opinion

by JayJaylikeylikey November 19, 2020

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A MAN HAS FARTED INTO THE RIVER

This line means that cs188 posted a Lego City YTP on the February 1st 2020.

Subtitles:

A man has farted into the river in Lity City! Start the nudity!
SSSSS SSSSS SSSSS
Build the helicopter!
And wreck the helicopter!
And off to the rescue!
(revision difficulties screen)
The new helicopter penis collection from Gogo Tity!

W.I.P

It is not just a fricking word
'A MAN HAS FARTED INTO THE RIVER'

by KidsSeeGhosts October 17, 2020

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