I have all

Meaning a guy who has alot of hunnies

Dude, you are a loser. No I have all!

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Have a magical day

A less crude way to say, "Have a Disney day." To be used after Lisa's answering machine salutation is ruined by the revelation of double a entendre.

Thanks, Scott, now I can't say, "Have a disney day." What can I say now? I've got it, Have a magical day! Now DON'T ruin that one for me.

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have a sit down

To take a relaxing poop.

Me: *fidgeting around*
Grandma: "You look like you need to go have a sit down."

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have a good one

something you say to someone you don't know at all, or you don't want to know at all.
a bull shit way to avoid talking anymore.
there's no thought put into what you actually want the person to have a good one of...

customer:"thank you"
cashier:"yup, have a good one."

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Imagine having a life

Not having a life like everyone elses because they are a simp to every girl

Chelsea couldnt Imagine having a life because she steals boyfreinds

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i have no filter

you dont care what you say and dont think before you say it.

"Wow you really just said that!" "Yeah, because I have no filter."

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Have Some Cheese!

the expression yelled prior to launching a rotten cheeseball out of a movie car, normally directed at a pedestrian

Dave yelled "Have some cheese" and then chucked a stanky cheeseball out of the car window, nailing a senior citizen on the head

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