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Canada's History

Is a celebration of the reputable sexual prowess of Canadians by people around the world. Traditionally, this includes but is not limited to festivals where coke and mentos enemas, bestiality, tentacles, and incestuous child pornography displays are common.

A: Lets go to burning man!
B: No Canada's History is a far better thang, as well as a hot festival of love.

A: awesome sauce!

by MuffinDancer February 5, 2010

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history is written by the victors

A phrase (first stated by Winston Churchill) used mostly by neo-nazis trying to make points about idiotic conspiracies even though they have practically zero evidence on their theories.

Professor: "Over 6 million Jewish people died in the holocaust"

The white conservative kid: "As Churchill said, history is written by the victors..."

by LiberalGarbage June 7, 2018

14πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


AP European History

The greatest class ever invented in the history of mankind. Even though it is really hard, no other class will teach you more about politics, economics, religion, and obviously history.

AP European History, when taught by an intelligent and unbiased teacher, opens up an entire new world of debate and personal enrichment.

by Mr. Fitz rules September 8, 2006

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Canada's history

A pussy country stuck on maple syrup and making good beer.

Canada's history is so spussy like

by jasonn18 February 5, 2010

2πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


history channel bigfoot

30 year old men running through the woods screaming, shaking cameras, and pretending to be archaeologists

The History Channel Bigfoot show is the Miley Cyrus of television channels

by UrbanizationOfDictionary May 7, 2017


Ap European History

The biggest waste of time. Even my teacher said, "the only time you'll need to any of this, is if you become a history teacher". Your week will be jampacked with work and instead of going to school events, you and your retard friends are at home studying for a test that includes over 100 pages of material. Not to mention the weekly vocab quizzes and chronology test that will make you want to rip your fucking mind out of your heads. Every day at lunch your friends, who aren't taking this dumb class, will call YOU the stupid one because you have a C in the class and they have an A in their easy World History class. I sleep at 12:30, I wake up at 6 and spend all my energy at school only to come home and work more.

hey, that Ap European History class your taking is FUCKING STUPID!

by FUKAPEURO September 28, 2018


thomas history month

Used in March, Also adds a extra day to Black History Month due to February being cut short. THM is celebrated because Thomas’ deserve recognition. Thomas Charles Norris is in charge of the rules and can change them at any time

Hey Tamera, did you know that march is Thomas History Month?

by Drakayy March 7, 2023