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Hold The Door Get Robbed Some More!

The Quote/Reason Why Sheldon Cooper Doesn’t Hold Open Doors For People.
If You Hold A Door For Someone And They Rob You.

Lenard:HEY,HEY Hold The Door!
Sheldon:Hold The Door Get Robbed Some More!
Lenard:OI,WAIT COME BACK!

by LegendaryUrban October 10, 2018


February 28 National holding hands day

Hold hands with the person you love!!

Gf : why are we holding hands?
Bf: It’s February 28 National holding hands day

by Champonion February 27, 2020


Hold up, I'm a geek, the big paradox

The Iconic and revolutionary line from DREAMCATCHER's BOCA, sung/rapped by Lee Yubin, commonly known as her stage name Dami.

Me: doing literally anything
My brain after listening to BOCA: Hold up, I'm a geek, the big paradox-

by Dami, Pretty lady, step on me~ November 16, 2020

27πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


April 18 National hold hands day

April 18, On April 18 it’s nation hold hands day, single or not if someone wants to hold your hand you have to let them.

I’m going to hold your hand on April 18 national hold hands day

by Jsksk April 17, 2019

18πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


fuck, fight, or hold the light

In more tribal times, one tribe would attack another just before dawn, when it is darkest (thus the true mean of its always darkest before the dawn). Rape was one of the traditional spoils of war, so members of the invading force would either rape the women of the opposing tribe, fight the opposing tribes soldiers, or hold the light so other soldiers could see who they were attacking and raping.

Hey Ivan, don't just stand there like an idiot, these Nazis bitches aren't going to rape themselves: fuck, fight, or hold the light.

by Rich Caker March 11, 2019

1πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Penis

When a hot girl is about to go get it on with some other dude and you basically have to act right now before the window of opportunity closes

Dude, The hottest girl in the club's about to leave with that chad over there. Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Penis!

by D Flawless November 13, 2019

12πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


I'll fuck the pig and you hold it's ears

Taking charge in a job environment (fucking the pig) while you ask for minor assistant (holding the ears)

Fergus: I'll fuck the pig and you hold it's ears

by smokeajoint 42069 March 5, 2019

13πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž