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A way to talk about skipping without sounding like a fairy.
GAY version (skipping):
Guy 1: Dude, after I beat that guy up I skipped down the street.
Guy 2: That's gay.
Straight Version (hop-walking):
Guy 1: Dude, I found a really cute pair of shoes today! And I hop-walked all the way home in them!
Guy 2: Bro, NICE!
*fist bumps*
When a high school teen, typically one of older age (junior/senior), claims to be brainstorming ideas for an upcoming project while he/she realisticly is going to skip class and go off doing something that they shouldn't be doing during school hours.
Teacher: Alright people new project start thinking of what you're going to do.
Student: (raises hand) Can I please go on an Idea Walk, I can expand my imagination by roaming the halls.
Translation: I can't wait to smoke that bong pack of headies!
Teacher: That seems fine I guess (mistake)
A term for walking quickly with a definite purpose/destination. Usually involves ignoring people/potential distractions and pushing past annoying slow-walking people. Use this technique to achieve maximum efficiency in almost anything you need to do. Named after all the no-nonsense, awesome, badass New Jerseyans.
"I jersey-walked through the entire store and got all my shopping done in 10 minutes flat."
the certain way a lesbian/dyke walks . you can tell they're gay by this walk
oh shit i know she gay bc she got the dyke walk
A slow walker, usually a tourist, who walks with other slow walkers in such a loosely spaced row as to obstruct the entire sidewalk, so there isn't any way for a swifter walker, who usually has actual shit to get done, can bypass them without appearing to be the inconsiderate one. The more obese the walkers, the more space the can block and the slower they amble.
It's another festival week, so I won't be able to get anywhere without diving through families of vacant-eyed, mouthbreathing walk blockers to get down the street. And of course they look at me like I'm intruding on the sidewalk space they, as tourists, are entitled to.
a person who is easily taken advantage of.
Reference to the phrase "Don't let people walk all over you" and a comical twist on the word "doormat"
Tiffany: Why do people always ask ME for money?
Ashley: You don't say no. In the future, just learn to say no and stop being a walking mat.
When a Male human , tucks his wedding vegetables behind his legs , and walks forward , giving him the appearance of having a vagina.
Hay mate! lets go and join in with those naked chicks , if we do the vagina walk , they will think were chicks too.