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A plan used when first starting to date another person. It entails reaching first base in the first week, second base in the second, third base in the third week, and finally getting it in after four weeks.
Steven: Hey Gerald! Have you gotten it in yet with your new girlfriend?
Gerald: Not yet man, I got to second base last night... But don't worry I got her on the four week plan.
Steven: Nice, Gerald!!!
Oct 14-20 is the days you celebrate with your lover. You spend all the time you can with that person and show how much u love them. Being romantic this week is the highlight of it, share your love with the one you truly care about and make them the happiest person alive
I cant wait for National Lover Week, it will be so romantic
Mary shampoo her hair once a week.
idk she just does it.... just let her shampoo her hair once a week are u dumb? UR DUMB..... UR DUMBBB!!!
During the the first week of October you can slap any Wyatt you want on the face.
Jim: Hi Wyatt *slaps*
Wyatt: Hey Why'd you do that?!!
Jim: It's Slap a Wyatt week
It's where you ask to hangout with your most favorite person and devote an entire week to watching sharks and eatting yummy food like you're shark!
Hey Bob! Do you want to Shark week and chill? Shark week starts July 26!
Euphemism for “never” or a subtle way of saying “I don’t give a fuck about it; fuck off and stop bothering me.”
Customer: Hi, my server is rebooting randomly.
Seller: hallo, reboot issue fix next week.
Next week is Bird appreciation week. Go say hi to your local friend, Bats and give them the hug they havent had for over a month 💞
Friend 1: Hey, I think its Bird Appreciation Week
Friend 2: No no, that's next week