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brown bottle swine is defined as the disgusting filthpig asshole who at your small poker game feels the need to chew tobacco at the table and without notifying anyone decides to use an empty dark colored beer bottle that you are accustomed to drinking out of and using it as a spittoon.yet setting it down at the table within close proximity of another person.unbeknownst to the soon to be victim who thinks has has yet 1 more swig left of his beer takes said bottle with a trace of another mans spit and used tobacco and whatever else,puts it to his lips to drink and to his dismay finds the grim reality of filth.this act is punishable by death.the reaction of the of the victim is vomiting horribly,defined as the brown bottle flu.
a friend of mine called me up one evening after work and asked if i would like to meet him and a few other guys at the clubhouse to play a game of poker.i said hell yea,ran to the store and got a 6 pack and as i neared the end of my last bottle,i realised i must be in the company of the brown bottle swine,given the spit and tobacco i digested.soon i was under the clear understanding that i had the brown bottle flu.
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Make my bottle pop. Make my bottle pop. Make my bottle pop. Make my bottle pop, shake me.
lyrics: Pussycat Dolls
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The 'bottle' that one is said to have partaken of when one is acting unusually joyful or boisterous for no apparent reason...
It was thought that Sally had consumed from the Jolly Water Honey Bottle after her overtly confronting display of preposterous shenanigans.
Jan: He he he, I'm Chuckles Mcgee!
Pam: My word Jan, have you been partaking of the jolly water honey bottle once again?
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A person who is such a douche, that they totally blow all other douches out of the water. To be the king of all douches. To be a douche bottle in the most extreme sense of the term.
"That dude is real shitbag."
"Yeah, he's a Full Throttle Douche Bottle for sure."
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99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall,
99 Bottle of Beer,
You Take One Down Pass it Around....ETC.
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Thease adorable little things are like scale models of big bottles of tobasco, they are what happens when tobasco mates.
For some reason i also know that they are bottled in upstate New York, probably because i have a tendancy to get bored in the field and read everything i can find.
Look out for them next time you have no other option than too eat ORP's or MRE's.
This iddy biddy tobasco bottle isnt just adorable, its adorabubble!
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When a man jizzes in cup and then microwaves it, and then with out warning dumps it all over his girlfriend.
Peter:" So has your relationship with your bitch?"
Paul: "Not so great. I gave her a portuguese hot water bottle and now shes pissed!"
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