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Diane moment

That moment when you say the first thing that pops. in your head and instantly realize you want to take it back.

Talking to a server at a restraunt who is saying he has an opportunity to invest and make 100000$ fast and you say "that sure beats being a server" and he gets offended and walks away....the other people you are with say "wow that was a Diane moment"

by dmom February 5, 2010

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


ku moment

1. A realization of which one party has done something so incredibly Awesome, Stupid, or So-crazy-it-actualy-worked, that a jaw drop, facepalm, or another jawdrop is unnessisary.

2. a moment in time where the laws of the universe seem to have died.

1. I just had a ku moment involving bears, volcanos, and gumdrops. And it will probably cure the common cold.

2. Hobo 1: Did that newspaper just burst in to flames?

Hobo 2: Yes, yes it did.

by like you have to ask October 7, 2009

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


kodak moment

In a word: priceless

A true kodak moment comes about once in a blue moon.

by Vrooney December 20, 2006

68πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


Martyr Moment

A moment of self denial, privation, or sacrifice that a person uses for sympathy and pity for years on end or to guilt people into doing what they want.

Ed knew that driving his girlfriend to the airport at 4am was just the martyr moment he needed to get more oral.

β€œLilly, you can just jump down off that cross now. Staying three minutes after work is not a martyr moment worthy of asking for Friday night off.”

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

17πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Woman Moment

When you're a female and choke in a video game

Bunz had the biggest woman moment in Modern Warfare! She missed 3 725 shots on an AFK kid!

by LukeDaNoob April 19, 2021

141πŸ‘ 68πŸ‘Ž


blonde moment

A societal stereotype is that blondes are less intelgent than average, a blonde moment is an occurance of a blonde person doing or saying somthing stupid.

Buffy asked "where are my keys?" when they were in her hand, a total blonde moment.

by carlbear October 2, 2003

32πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Nigga Moment

Perpetual Conflict between niggas over trivial or ignorant things.

A: this guy just stepped on my kicks I and I popped him across the face
B: sounds like a nigga moment

by Shut the fuck up!!!! May 29, 2011

38πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž