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To be Extremely sure about something.
A: Hey man, do you know when the party is on at Jill's tomorrow night?
B: 10 Pm.
A: Are you Sure?
B: As Sure As Sunday Morning
End of work-week horny, where all a guy wants to do is wake up, shit, eat a big breakfast and sit around all day watching porn.
Kyle: Hey, you wanna go long boarding this Saturday?
Garrett: Fuck that dude, Ive been Saturday morning horny since Tuesday!
A pill used the morning after unprotected sex to prevent pregnancy. Can be used up to 72 hours after fucking. Works like a charm!
Chris: Hey man..me and my girlfriend finally did it last night
Jeff: Really? Did you use protection
Chris: Nope she's gonna take the morning after pill
Jeff: Nicee
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Something that happens every morning where the first thing people do(usually males) is take a piss
Bill-So what do you do every morning
Todd- I always wake up to a good morning piss
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A person who analyzes the mistakes they made they day after they've made them. Derived from complaining over quarterbacks on monday morning after the sunday game.
Frank's complaining about what he should've done on his date last night like a Monday Morning Quarterback.
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A term used to describe a morning where you quickly try to finish up an assignment that is due that day. Hence; "Last Minute Morning".
DUDE! I'm so tired because of procrastinating that project up until the last minute morning. I hope I get a good grade...
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(n.) When you wake up with morning wood and you suddenly lose it because you see your mom is in your room trying to wake you up for school.
Me: " I had the biggest morning wood this morning til my mom walked in!"
Friend: " Talk about a morning wood-chopper
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