shower drinking

Shower drinking is where you grab a cold beer to drink in the shower while getting ready to go out drinking for the night. It's an alcoholics way to multi-task.

Heather snagged a ice cold Bud Light on her way to the shower so she could get her pre-drink on by shower drinking before a night of drinking and sex with random dudes.

nazi shower

Essentially you bust ass in the shower and the stench is trapped in the confined space with you. Since your gassed in the shower its dubbed the nazi shower

I heard tito have a nazi shower after eating animal fries from in n out, i heard him bust ass and for the next 10 minutes nothing but gagging

Syrian shower

When you do not have enough time to shower so you quickly clean yourself in your bathroom sink.

Tyler woke up late for work and smelled of liquor from the night before. He decided to give himself a Syrian shower to clear up the musk.

Dry shower

Having a shower with no water

Today I had a dry shower. I am still dirty.

Shower dif

Term used at the end of League of Legends matches to flex on the losing team. Insinuates that the winning difference was the relatively higher hygiene of the winning team.

LoLUsername: lol gg shower dif

british shower

Is when you wash only the smelly parts of your body and leave the rest.
OR
When you spray deodorant on yourself without washing your body.

-Hey have you showered?
-no, I took a british shower

gas shower

When you fart shower so bad that you nearly pass out when you smell it

God, I nearly died in a gas shower this morning.