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when you have a kidney stone in your urethra then you jerk off so when you cum it cuts up the inside of your penis
cystinuretic: dude i’ve got a kidney stone in my dick
guy2: you should try a razor jerk
The NHL ice hockey team Carolina Hurricanes, as called by Don Cherry, the Canadian hockey writer and commentator, in 2019. The team became known for performing crazy post-game celebrations during the 2018/2019 NHL season.
These guys, to me, are jerks. They’re still not drawing fans. And I’ll tell you one thing: They better not do this in the playoffs. I know the rest of the people, all the broadcasters are afraid to say something … I know what I’m talking about. You never do anything like that. They’re still not drawing fans. They’re a bunch of jerks, as far as I’m concerned.
When a girl does something for a guy (or visa versa) because she feels bad for him.
Example 1
Jessica: I saw you with Mark last night, why were you with that loser??
Rebecca: I was giving him a pity jerk
Example 2
Jon: Why did you like Samantha's new pic, you know she's a huge loser right?
Matt: It was a pity jerk man.
Man that was the best Seizure Jerking ive had in a long time.
Changsaung jerking it.
A cult ritual formed by sexual cultists by masturbating in a circle around others doing the same. In the center there’s a porno playing.
“I’m board let’s call some people people over for a Jerk Circle”
“Sounds good, I’ll grab lube and tissues”
A quick jerk off sesh when you are in a hurry.
John: “yo man let’s go to the club, I’ll pick you up in five”
Bob: “bet. Lemme get a quick squirrel jerk in and I’ll be right out!”
Masturbate when adzan just started
Cum before it's over
*God judges Jimmy
God: nigga u goin to hell
Jimmy: but why God? I've always been a good person my entire life
God: u did neraka jerk once
Jimmy: lol worth it