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being broke as hell,bumming,being a mooch...also known as being greasy
That motherfucker is bumming change,he's greasier than a jesse jones sausage.Damn that dude is always bumming cigarettes,he's greasy as a jesse jones sausage
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A statement that can be made when one around you says something that is complete nonsense, like excessive usage of modern internet slang or memes in regular conversation, or can be used in response to incomprehensible subjects.
Originated from voice edits of Jesse Pinkman and Walter White from Breaking Bad in diners
Jesse Pinkman: Yo Mr. White, did you hear that the new egirl bussy was a doomer based cuck?
How about the time he was ratioed in 4k because he was down bad, fr, on God.
Walter White: Jesse what the fuck are you talking about?
Stop wasting time, Set up a meeting with Jesse Vargas to protect your family with life insurance and securities investments.
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Type of guy to wear sunglasses so he doesn't get caught checking out women. Usually has long hair( unless teacher is a buzzkill) can be found in band room in the early mornings and during sap. Does not feel pain! Once gotstabbed by little sister. Seems stoned half the time but is to broke for drugs in the first place. He plays himself off as simple but is as complicated as trigonometry. Don't fuck with him!
Man that dude has Jesse Greco skill with counting to four , then repeating
A boy with dark hair and brown eyes with a goatee. Very loving and funny but has a problem with always being right. He loves his alcohol but can be mean to the person he loves most when too drunk. HE SHOULD ALWAYS BE NICE TO HER. He has a massive penis that belongs to MD xxx
Girlfriend: I love you Jess Williams
Boyfriend: I love you too Millie
Kanker krijgen
Ha! Thomas got combo'ed at uno, he'll be pulling a Jesse!
The sexual act of ramming easy cheese into your anus, holding as long as possible, then releasing (often violently) your bowel's contents in and on another person's face.
Man, I was a bit plugged up with Taco Bell from last night, so today at the meeting I Jesse Mercered my boss....two birds, one stone! Or one glob of cheese poo