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Juan's Magic Trick is when you and your partner (preferable male) shove a whole jar of Ragu into your asshole. After 2 1/2 minutes the jar will evaporate. Make sure to plug up your asshole so none of the Ragu falls out then get your partner and open up his foreskin. You need to pull out the butt plug and let the Ragu pour into his foreskin. After that tie up your partners foreskin for 3 weeks and then once you untie it the Ragu will be gone
Person 1: "Hey do you wanna do Juan's Magic Trick."
Person 2: "No what the fuck is wrong with you"
Alérgico y consumidor de marihuana. Oficial de primera, persona de segunda
-Papa, papa ¿Me llevas al parque?
-Calla niño que estoy fumando como un buen Juan angel, me cago en tus muertos.
The man from El Risitas who passed away in April of 2021 at the age of 65. He first went viral because of his contagious laugh. He was also known for his face being put into a Twitch emote called "KekW."
Guy A: Did you hear that Juan Joya Borja passed away?
Guy B: Who's that?
Guy A: The KekW guy.
Guy B: f
Juan Guerrero is A fucking bitch who thinks he's the shit and tells people to stand up and acts hard like he's a hood ni🅱️🅱️a. If you ever call him a perm boy he will put you in a corner and fuck you I know it might be gay nut he is very mad at that moment. He also doesn't even play fortnite what a fucking noob just kys.
Juan Gurerro will become Juan Gurerro
The source of the anonymous network messages that get sent out over computer servers as office or school pranks.
"Oh man, I think the ghost of juan is trying to tell me something..."
Juan manuel is the clown in the friend group, yes, my jokes may be unfunny but i still think amogus is funny, also a very nice guy who will maybe forgive you depending on the situation, also a very important fact is that i may not be bery much in shape but im the greatest dancer in my school, no one can match me, also
Boo
Juan Manuel is very cool
Yes he gets a lot of bitches also he is mexican
located nicely between Madison and Greenback, San Juan Park is the ultimate place not to drink, smoke or do any kind of drugs. It is not in walking distance of anything important and is constantly empty except for the basketball players. The dirt, glass and tree branches popping out of nowhere will ruin a good time for you if your not sober.
Besides that it's a lovely park, where you can take a nice brisk walk, walk your dog or have a family picnic.
MM: Where is he?!
M: Um....I don't know the exact address but...
MM: What was he doing drinking?!?! Tell me where he is!
M: San Juan Park ma'am. I gotta go, my mom is here and I have to attend the picnic.