Low key freak

Y'all good friends, but talk about anything and everything sexual.

I want to be able to talk about sex and be cool with it, I wanna low key freak

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keys full of bumps

hard core drugs Tana Mongoose does at a party

Youtuber: "Dude whats wrong with Tana she thinks she's Hefner?"

Youtuber 2: "Keys full of bumps, man"

*sips drink*

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Low Key Honey

A girl who isn't on considered to be a girlfriend but still has some relationship with the guy. Often sexual relations is involved. However, for the girl, she may consider the relationship to be of the dating status. Yet the male considers it only as a friendship with benefits. To the guy, it is more of a booty call. Sexual relations does not define the term Low Key Honey, as it more relies on the male's viewpoint of the relationship. A girl can still be considered a Low Key Honey even if she is aware of her status. The term is very synonymous to Main Squeeze. It is also possible for a male to have multiple Low Key Honey 's.

Guy #1 - "Yo, are you and (girl name) dating, because I heard you guys were hooking up."

Guy #2 - "Nah man, I'm keeping my options open, she just one of my Low Key Honey's."

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Shade-Low Key

Shade-Low Key is to insult a person without announcing it; being discreetly disrespectful.

White Geeza: "Psst, that girl is a little bit large."

Black Mofo: "Yo, why you being so shade-low key?!"

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skeleton key

Referring to when you defecate into a women's vagina.

"Dude, you gave her a skeleton key? You own her now man!"

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Low key offended

When you are inwardly offended by something minor but don't want to say you're offended and make a big deal. Sometimes you'll make a sarcastic, passive aggressive comment to express you're offended but generally you recover from being low key offended instantly after you feel it.

I was low key offended that Barbara didn't tell me she was going for a coffee.

Multiple Keys Syndrome

MKS or Multiple Keys Syndrome or Multilple kkkkk syndrome is falling asleep while at work with your hands on the keyboard(especially after lunch)...you wake up to see multiple keys typed on your screen. The length of the typed keys is directly related to how long you've been sleeping.

- Dude I think I'm coming down with Multiple Keys Syndrome, it may be time for coffee.

- Yo, Jason got hit with MKS right after lunch, he sent me an email with a bunch hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhh in it.