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the double chin fag in charge of north korea
1-“hey have you heard about that bitch in north korea? i can’t remember his name.”
2-“ oh you mean kim jong un.”
3-“ yeah that’s the one!”
A nonsensical expression used to make people feel out of the loop/confused.
Bro you don't know Horse Kim Kardashian, are you new or something?
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The supreme leader of North Korea. Interests consists of: listening to Katy Perry's "Firework", drinking Margaritas, and strolling aisle to aisle in North Korea's "grocery stores." Death caused by missile shot at his chopper while Jenny Lane's Firework cover in the background. Also, this all took place in the movie, "The Interview."
Person 1: So you want us to kill the supreme leader of North Korea?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 3: Holy shit, we need to kill Kim Jong-un
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A beautiful entrepreneur famous for her reality show Keeping up with the Kardashians and her beauty and fragrance lines. People may say she has no talent, but they are lying! Kim is awesome!
"Did you hear that Kim Kardashian is one of the most successful people in the world?"
" Heck yeah, she's so talented and famous!"
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A (now dead) communist leader. The misinformed may think that he is an actor, singer or dancer, but in fact he is not.
Kim Jong Il has died
But he is on Pluto now
Fighting a robot
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The crazy leader of North Korea who loves to intimiade the US and all the other Western Block countries by threatning to drop an atomic bomb on them at least once every day. His efforts, however, make the US laugh. Also, he does not really care about his people and leaves them very thin and underfed.
North Korea would collapse economically if it weren't for China's economic support. The army also uses very outdated WW2 equipment. China originally used them as a puppet state, but now N. Korea is looking as more of an embarrasment than anything else.
Guy 1: Who is Kim Jong-Un?
Guy 2: A *bleep* idiot. Need I say more?
Guy 1: He's the leader of North Korea, right?
Guy 2: Yeah. More like the only man still standing in that country.
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