you do not know the way

you do not know the way, you think you know the way, but only me, and my bruddas know the way.

my brudda, you do not know the way.

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know your meme

Know Your Meme is a website that is best known for the research and archiving of internet memes. On the side, Know Your Meme has a image gallery that users can upload examples of memes and softcore porn into.

Some guy: I went to Know Your Meme yesterday.
Some other guy: Oh, did you look at memes or something?
Some guy: No, just fapped to softcore porn.

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I don't know what

English translation of a popular French phrase, used in reference to an unknown or illogical attraction one has to a person, place, or thing.

Salvadore: Bro, what's the deal with you and those Tofu dogs you are consistently scarfing?
Yanni: Dude, you got me. They just have this certain I don't know what.

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i totally already know that

A stock response to anything glaringly obvious and/or ridiculously paranoid that somebody high might say. Sounds genuine to a stoner but has a mocking undertone from which sober people can draw amusement. Derived from an episode of Sealab 2021, a stoner favorite.

Sparks: "Marduk, you totally rule"
Marduk: "I totally already know that"

Stoner: "McDonalds is totally responsible for like, two point eight billion deaths from starvation in Canada alone"
Sober guy: "I totally already know that."

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you know you want it

A phrase where a desperate man is trying to seduce a girl so she can be another notch in the bedpost, but listen guys
cos ALL girls dont necessarily want it. It really pisses me off that you assume that all we want is sex or that "we say no but we really mean yes" it wont give up our doubts but it will give up our dreams (when you pressure us in the case of full-blown sex) so when we say no it MEANS no look it up in the goddamn dictionary.

Joe: ready to take the next step babe? (kisses Jill heavier and heavier)
Jill: I'm not ready yet, to give up my dreams of becoming a doctor we should wait a while, we're not mature for sex yet but when we are it'll be really special.
Joe: common you know you want it you prude
Jill: *slaps joe* grow up you pig and leaves joe with his right hand.

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You don't want to know

Seriously you don't want to know

Innocent child:what's does gay mean
Me:you don't want to know

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Tits You Know (T.Y.K)

If you have seen tits from a girl at school. They are more important then pornstar tits because you see them at school every day.

(You) I saw so-and-so's tits.

(Friend) So who cares. They arent even that big or that nice.

(You) So who cares they are tits you know (T.Y.K).

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