having sexual intercourse with a girl on the internet
i love laying the epipe to this girl
to vomit (especially when one is intoxicated)
After too many tequilas, he rushed outside to lay a pizza on the porch.
Typically used when talking about sports betting. Vault means you keep it to yourself. “Lay,” being short for Parlay.
*sends screenshot to your friend*
You: yessir my vault lay just hit and I won $500 from a $25 bonus bet!
Friend: dude why didn’t you tell me about that?! I totally would’ve tailed you!
When you shove a hardboiled egg up your ass so that you can surprise people by shitting it out in front of them.
Lets go egg-laying.
To fuck someone there and there
“I was going to lay one on you tonight”
“you should of!!”