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the most sweetest kind hearted man. he’s different from other people. he has his own little thing. he’s caring. he’s handsome. he has beautiful blue eyes. he’s absolutely perfect.
i wish matthew harper was mine
The same concept as the "wet willy," except instead of sticking the finger in their mouth, the attacker first sticks their finger in their bum
"I was sitting in my room the other day when I thought my brother gave me a wet willy. It was only after i smelled something putrid did I realize that it was really a Muddy Matthew"
When something silly happens to someone or something that causes a group laughter.
We laughed at the man falling, he had a Matthew moment.
The prettiest boy in the world, with really pretty eyes and i love him more than anything. *kisskisskisskiss* i like him i like him i like him!!
лекси: why is your bf so cute?
me: back off bitch that’s my danny matthews, don’t even open ur stinky eyes in his direction you poop
Imbread dated his cousins at school broke up when they got the DNA tests back
Matthew Key is imbrued
A gaysexual fuccboi who loves anime and cant stop memeing
that weeb matthew cox
Very sexy animal. Gets all the girls
Yo, this guy is an Oliver Matthews