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If you're trying to find this as a guys name then you're welcome to read this,
the most wonderful and sweet kind sharing guy you'll ever meet, he can be a baddie and he can be really kind, you could spend hours and hours talking with him, he is the best fanfic buddie you'll ever have in life
he will always be on your side no matter what and he'll try his best to help you with your problems, but if you don't like him then he'll dissapear like he was never there with you in the photos.
person 1: damnit I regret leaving my best friend.
person 2: what was their name?
person 1: Midnight.
person 2: yeah you messed up hard bro.
When you litter a man’s boat with condoms in stealth.
I did a midnight kuala last night it went good.
A midnight love is someone who you hook up with (commonly at night) who doesn’t love you as much as you love them. Usually this person will require you to keep the relationship a secret and tell no one. You may feel as if you’re in a one sided love or if your being used for the primary purpose of sex.
I guess i’ll just settle for being their midnight love.
Someone who you love more than they love you. This person may hook up with you (specifically at night) but doesn’t want to pursue an actual relationship with you. This person may not want anyone to know you guys are hooking up and may make require you to keep it a secret. Usually a midnight love will be someone who’s your number one but you aren’t there’s in return. Commonly midnight loves are one sided and for the soul purpose of sex.
I guess i’ll have to settle for just being their midnight love.
So at midnight.... you're in a room with your partner, before your male partner ejaculates you open your mouth wiDe and let him cum in your mouth mostly on your teeth.. side to side and deeeeeeep throat
Homie: yo parker did you give her a midnigh toothbrush
Parker: yeah her teeth were looking real white afterwards
Homie: nice bro
Rachel: Becca I got the best midnight toothbrush last night
Becca: you lucky bitch
When a person playing poker decides to play cards that they should have folded all they way to the river and catches a "miracle card" to win the hand.
Person 1: Man, no matter what the bet Gary never folds his losing hands.
Person 2: yup, he waits for the river, total Midnight Melvin...
A lazy person who will pay extra money for milk buying it at midnight at a gas station instead buying it during the day like a functioning person
Larry is nothing but a midnight milk drinker that why he is always broke