A type of metalcore, technical metal, or screamo that exists solely because myspace allows them to upload cliche music and send out bulletins about their "awesome shows" coming up. They are popular because the emo/scene/hxc people that read the bulletins go to the shows and mosh.
Emo: From The Ashes is the best band ever
Metalhead: Fuck that, it's myspace metal
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A MySpace user who constantly changes default picture, display name, profile design, or adds comments in an attempt to gain the attention of others, usually an ex or a crush. (A reference to being "on tilt" in poker)
She's changed her default pic 3 times today and now it's back to the original! She's totally on MySpace tilt.
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Taking a picture of yourself using a camera phone. Either by holding it at arms length or reflection in the mirror. Specific purpose of this picture is to post on online communities.
Dude, did you see her MySpace Picture? She is hot, but she sure needs to clean up her bathroom.
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A person, usually a parent in her mid-30s to nearly fifty that hates MySpace and anything that has to do with, or related to sites such as MySpace.com.
Kid: *looks at MySpace*
MySpace Scrooge: What are you doing?
Kid: Nothing much, just chilling on the internet, checking my MySpace
MySpace Scrooge: You should not be looking at MySpace. You could be stalked by some creepy guy or something like that....
Kid: Yeah, yeah, yeah... fuck you!!! You are such as myspace scrooge
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When a persons myspace profile is so overloaded with unnecessary items, applications, videos, etc. etc, that when the page is attempted to be viewed, that it either takes an excruciatingly long time, it wont load, or it will just crash your internet in some cases.
In some cases, a viewer will think a page is done loading, but it still has about 10 more items to go.
My girlfriends myspace page is so overloaded, it always gives me a myspace crash.
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a person (usually female) who posts semi-nude or fully nude photos of themselves in provocative positions on websites like myspace, or releases them to the general public for gag effect.
Ew, Vanessa Hudgens is so myspace dirty!
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Someone who uses Myspace, but gets no views and no interest in their profile, but still updates their activities and mood very often like they have many fans.
Chris: Right lets update the Myspace
(View count:1 (himself))
Chris types: Having a good day in my bedroom. How are we all today?
Myspace Loner
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