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A sexual act between two consenting adults. During foreplay, one person lubes the others anus while performing felatio/cunnilingus. A hard boiled egg is then inserted into the anus. Once inserted, anal sex occurs until the egg breaks and the man ejaculates. Semen seeps out with the pieces. Resembling a freshly hatched sea turtle.
Last night was so much fun. We had extra hard boiled eggs from ramen night and used them to make an Alabama TURTLE hatching
University located in Birmingham, Alabama. This is the place where people come and become either absolute goons or absolute retards, there is no in between. This is where our good friend Aaron (bless his heart) chose to go to college and let me tell you that using the word "wild" to describe him would be an understatement. If you thought Aaron was a goon before he went here, then you don't even want to know what he's up to now. Aaron also talks about how many retards that he always deals with on a daily basis so it doesn't seem like the area has the smartest population but that's not surprising considering that UAB is located in Alabama and has many students from the nearby states in the deep south.
I attended the University of Alabama-Birmingham and I was so happy I did because I met my wife there and she happened to be my second cousin, I've always heard of wincest but I didn't realize how amazing it was until I fucked my second cousin (now wife) and her sister at the same time.
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When you shave off all your pubes and put them under your pillow; later, while your having sex, you pull out and go on their face. Then you grab them by their hair, lift up your pillow and slam their face into the pubes. They come up growling because they're pissed off and have pubes all over their face.
"She really pissed me off yesterday, so I gave her an alabama grizzly bear"
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A girl who is moderately attractive, but is delusional & under the assumption they are more so. These people tend to be strongly opinionated, yet unable to back it up with any sort of reasonable argument. They have a voracious loyalty to an educational institution that would never accept them as students and are, in all probability ashamed to have them as fans. More often than not they tend to be hill folk. Fathers tend to be physically, emotionally, & sexually abusive to both the boys & girls without discrimination. This is in fact somewhat helpful in preparing the respective sexes for their future lives. The boys for the prison life they will inevitably have & the girls for their marriage which will most likely be to a sibling and/or cousin. The girls have extremely wide hips, but a flat ass, with a muffin top similar to a cupcake with too much yeast. She tends to believe that she understands everyone else's problems & knows what's best for them believing them capable of turning it on & off like a light switch. And yet she never deals with her own parental issues.
Alabama White Trash. You know who you are.
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when ya love you family a little more than you should ;)
Man thats some sweet home alabama
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When your sexual partner is riding your penis and you slap his,her ass.
Girl 1: my ass is so sore today...
Girl 2: why?
Girl 1: while i was riding Thomas's dick he gave me an Alabama ass slap