Random
Source Code

milk and cookies

Usually requires a menage-a-trois involving one man and two women. One woman performs oral sex while the other performs a rimjob(please see definition of rimjob if you are unfamiliar with the term) At the height of clmax, the male ejaculates copious amounts of semen into the fellating woman's mouth while simultaneously taking a dump in the mouth of the woman giving him the rimjob. Both women then hold their respective treasures in their mouth, face each other, and engage in a deep, passionate french kiss. This mixes the shit and the semen in both their mouths resulting in "milk and cookies"

*Note-this can be performed on one woman or one man, however it takes a lot of patience and practice. One either has to hold a mouthful of semen while taking a mouthful of shit or vice versa. It should also be noted that it IS possible to make one's self a milk and cookies, but eating your own is just yucky.

John invited the old widower from next door over last night, and we talked her into sharing John's milk and cookies

by Kyle Bucket November 3, 2010

413๐Ÿ‘ 332๐Ÿ‘Ž


cookie puss

a type of Carvel ice cream cake

It's my birthday, I want to eat a cookie puss!!

by Erin May 7, 2004

55๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sugar Cookies

A male's balls

Hey! Let me have a taste of your sugar cookies. There better than grandma's.

by Bellanator September 12, 2009

36๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


california cookie

California cookie consists of a man ejauculating on a womans stomach and filling up the belly button, once the seman dries and becomes hard the woman peels it off and eats the jiz cookie

kyle blew such a big load in my belly button the, california coookie was huge!

by Alex March 25, 2005

74๐Ÿ‘ 51๐Ÿ‘Ž


cookie fucker

where you fuck cookies because you can't get at a real person.

gerard: OH MY GOD, YOUR A COOKIE FUCKER?!

lynz: NO! IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!

by cleo-baka-face September 10, 2009

16๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gin Cookie

Similar to a hot second a Gin Cookie is an all purpose term, meaning "just a second", or implies that somthing will be done quickly, as well as subsituted into every cliche saying ever to mean somthing is bad, hot, sexy, or how should I say this? Gin Cookie,

Etymology
Similar to the french "je ne se qua" this old british term can be used at any time

I will be there in a Gin Cookie

Look at the Gin Cookies on Pam

Pat: The shits hitting the fan!
Jon: I know this is turning into a real Gin Cookie

by A.Dubs June 20, 2007

28๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


cookie-pusher

Psychotic serial killers disguised as little girls who peddle Thin Mints financing their bid for world domination. Often called "Girl Scouts".

I was stopped by a cookie pusher outside of Target, and felt obligated to buy a box of Thin Mints.

by fuckoffanddie March 30, 2005

38๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž