Hot Summer's Deuce

A piping hot dump that you take in the middle of the summer (sometimes extending out into Indian summer) while in an outdoor public setting.

Holy sh*t, dude. Someone just sprayed a hot summer's deuce all over that f*cking Porta John!

Middle of the summer and you have a ripe case of swamp ass, perhaps you are out cutting grass or attending a baseball game. Suddenly the uncontrollable dump sensation sets in and you scurry to the restroom but don't make it and the dump falls out onto the ground.

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throw the deuce

to take a shit

I always seem to throw the deuce after lunch.

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Snap off a Deuce

The act of defecation. Taking a crap. Shitting. The Deuce is the noun for the fecal matter, and to "snap it off" is to excrete it.

Come on into the theater, I got the tickets!

Okay, but you get the popcorn because I have to snap off a deuce really quick.

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deuce at the prom

the act of giving birth to an unexpected pregnancy; when one thinks they have food poisoning or another bowel related illness, but they are in-fact pregnant.

Dude, I thought I had food poisoning but it was actually a deuce at the prom, I named her Maddyson.

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double dip deuce

A 2-step shitting method. The first motion is where you simultaneously shotgun dip, shit and flush using momentum. The second dip is where one shits any residuals nuggets and wipes the ass.

Joe: Hey Drew I'm having a hard time shitting these days.

Drew: Well maybe you need to Double Dip Deuce to force it out. Good luck bruh.

Snoose Deuce Kaboose

"Snoos doos kuh-boos"
-noun; sexual act

1.) A sexual act in-which two women, resting on their hands and knees with their rear-ends pointing towards one another, engage in mutual masturbation, while two, equally-large, double-ended dildos have been inserted into the anus and vagina of both women, spanning the gap between their adjacent partner's anus and vagina, essentially connecting their rear-ends.

Snoose Deuce Kaboose
(A.K.A. The Snoose Deuce, A.K.A. The Deuce Kaboose, A.K.A. The Snizz Dizzle, A.K.A. "D-cube'd", etc.)

Guy1: "Hey bro, got any big plans for the weekend?"

Guy2: "Nah, just gonna hit up the bar. Probably gonna try and hook up a Snoose Deuce Kaboose with some phatties, lol."

Guy1: "Haha nice. Kinda like the Snoose Deuce Kaboose I hooked up between your mom and your sister last night??"

Guy2: "Yea.. kinda like that."

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little deuce coupe

Originally: a 1932 Ford hotrod.

"She's my little deuce coupe; you don't know what I've got."

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