Working On Myself

What a female will say to you when she doesn’t want a relationship with you. The nice way to say she’s just not into you at all.

Sarah said she was working on myself when I asked her out on a date, but now she apparently is fucking around with John.

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Piece of work

A terrible person, someone who is rude and only thinks of themselves with out any regard for norms, feelings or consequences

You can say that she is a bitch, I say that she is a piece of work

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short work

an otherwise complicated task or victory made relatively easy or quick

My buffalo gun sure made short work of those hound dogs that harranged my cattle at 250 yards!

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Work Drunk

Doing too many tasks at once (at work) or in very close succession making one experience dizziness, tunnel vision, self murmuring, red-eyes, involuntary tearing of the eyes, and head-aches.

Causes of 'Work Drunk' includes but not limited to:
Pulling data
Running Data
Creating charts
Creating Weekly Reports
Tedious, repetitive, office work

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Work High

When you're not too high to function at work but still high enough to enjoy yourself. Not usually high enough if you're out smoking with your friends.

Dude, pack another bowl. I'm only work high...

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work pimp

A man who has multiple flirtatious relationships at work.

Be careful what you say to or do for women at work because your wirlfriend might think you're a work pimp.

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work that deuce

When two guys are out at a bar looking to hook up as they survey the joint to find a table that commonly has two girls with similar goals.

"Yeah Biggie lets work that deuce under the Budweiser sign, I get the blonde, you take the redhead".

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