Wompus Noodle

A Wompus Noodle

(/Wämp-ous/ nōōdl/)

is a person man or woman, child or elder. Who is by nature, a goober, doofus, or dingus.

A chubby boy is keeping boyant atop a 'noodle floaty', in a swimming pool, licking an icecream cone whilst the waves of spuratic children jiggle him until he inevitably capsizes. As the boys upper body submerges, his lower half breaches with a highly audible Flatulence. The drenched child is now not only a wet doofus , he is now a complete Wompus Noodle.

Boodle Noodles

Boodle Noodles can be used as a noun

and as a derogative term/adjective a Boodle Noodle

as a noun it can mean food that a person has put their rump in
in adjective form you can use it as an insult

Example 1
Person 1: Wow man, this tastes great :D
Person 2: :> they're boodle noodles
Person 1: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Example 2
Person 1: I hate you
Person:2 well, you smell like boodle noodles
Person 1: T^T

noodle boobs

a name a guy is given when he puts on his mom's bra and stuffs macaroni in it.

"Hey look! It's Noodle Boobs!"

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catfish noodling

Reaching down deep underwater into a dark hole and wiggling your fingers as bait hoping that a giant catfish will clamp down on your hand so you can pull it out of the hole, without getting pulled in yourself. It's a pretty stupid sport actually, and people have gotten killed by it...

I went catfish noodling, and all I got was my hand chomped off

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chicken noodle

to have weird drunken sex, usually outdoors.

we chicken noodled in the backyard a little, but i don't really remember much.

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bum noodles

-long skinny poo comes in long countinous lines
-slang term for hemorrhoids

"I was makin my own noodles after tea last night 'bum noodles'"

"Yo man check out those bum noodles, they are like hell on my ass."

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ramen noodle

A ramen noodle is a term for someone who is homosexual, likes the same sex or even someone who does not identify with “straight"or “heterosexual" anyone who is in the LGBT community can identify with ramen noodle.

i.e.That guy over there is a ramen noodle. Did you guys know that there is a ramen noodle in school. Ramen noodles are"gay".

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