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A Wompus Noodle
(/Wรคmp-ous/ nลลdl/)
is a person man or woman, child or elder. Who is by nature, a goober, doofus, or dingus.
A chubby boy is keeping boyant atop a 'noodle floaty', in a swimming pool, licking an icecream cone whilst the waves of spuratic children jiggle him until he inevitably capsizes. As the boys upper body submerges, his lower half breaches with a highly audible Flatulence. The drenched child is now not only a wet doofus , he is now a complete Wompus Noodle.
Boodle Noodles can be used as a noun
and as a derogative term/adjective a Boodle Noodle
as a noun it can mean food that a person has put their rump in
in adjective form you can use it as an insult
Example 1
Person 1: Wow man, this tastes great :D
Person 2: :> they're boodle noodles
Person 1: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Example 2
Person 1: I hate you
Person:2 well, you smell like boodle noodles
Person 1: T^T
a name a guy is given when he puts on his mom's bra and stuffs macaroni in it.
"Hey look! It's Noodle Boobs!"
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Reaching down deep underwater into a dark hole and wiggling your fingers as bait hoping that a giant catfish will clamp down on your hand so you can pull it out of the hole, without getting pulled in yourself. It's a pretty stupid sport actually, and people have gotten killed by it...
I went catfish noodling, and all I got was my hand chomped off
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to have weird drunken sex, usually outdoors.
we chicken noodled in the backyard a little, but i don't really remember much.
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-long skinny poo comes in long countinous lines
-slang term for hemorrhoids
"I was makin my own noodles after tea last night 'bum noodles'"
"Yo man check out those bum noodles, they are like hell on my ass."
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Getting fucked in the ass and using hot sauce as lube, or pre hot sauce-lubricated condoms. This must be done to counter the after effects of eating 5-star Thai food.
Darienโs favorite position is The Noodle Dream.
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