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when you have a kidney stone in your urethra then you jerk off so when you cum it cuts up the inside of your penis
cystinuretic: dude i’ve got a kidney stone in my dick
guy2: you should try a razor jerk
Man that was the best Seizure Jerking ive had in a long time.
Changsaung jerking it.
A cult ritual formed by sexual cultists by masturbating in a circle around others doing the same. In the center there’s a porno playing.
“I’m board let’s call some people people over for a Jerk Circle”
“Sounds good, I’ll grab lube and tissues”
A quick jerk off sesh when you are in a hurry.
John: “yo man let’s go to the club, I’ll pick you up in five”
Bob: “bet. Lemme get a quick squirrel jerk in and I’ll be right out!”
The NHL ice hockey team Carolina Hurricanes, as called by Don Cherry, the Canadian hockey writer and commentator, in 2019. The team became known for performing crazy post-game celebrations during the 2018/2019 NHL season.
These guys, to me, are jerks. They’re still not drawing fans. And I’ll tell you one thing: They better not do this in the playoffs. I know the rest of the people, all the broadcasters are afraid to say something … I know what I’m talking about. You never do anything like that. They’re still not drawing fans. They’re a bunch of jerks, as far as I’m concerned.
When a girl does something for a guy (or visa versa) because she feels bad for him.
Example 1
Jessica: I saw you with Mark last night, why were you with that loser??
Rebecca: I was giving him a pity jerk
Example 2
Jon: Why did you like Samantha's new pic, you know she's a huge loser right?
Matt: It was a pity jerk man.
Masturbate when adzan just started
Cum before it's over
*God judges Jimmy
God: nigga u goin to hell
Jimmy: but why God? I've always been a good person my entire life
God: u did neraka jerk once
Jimmy: lol worth it