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Band Bro

Guys in bands that live in total squalor. Bedroom usually has mattress on the floor with no linen and definitely no natural light. Cycles through partners more often than he changes his socks because he's a giant man child with addiction problems.

Expects any potential partners to be his mum and therapist but also be cool when he fucks other people on tour.

That band bro ghosted me after giving me chlamydia

by Frankenbron August 5, 2019


Bands of America

Also known as BOA, they are the organization who runs one of the largest competitive high school marching band circuits in America. Their largest competition, Grand Nationals (also called Grand Nats) in Indianapolis, Indiana, is known to be rigged towards bands from Indiana, along with certain bands from Texas who are willing to pay up.

Person 1: Man, I can't believe that Castle, Brownsburg, and Fishers made it into Grand Nats Finals over American Fork, O'Fallon Township, and Moe & Gene Johnson

Person 2: That's just Bands of America for you

by da_drummer_guy August 6, 2023


MOO the band

MOO is a band including three people (Filomina Fil, Meryem Merm, and Shea) according to there youtube description they have joined forces to play and make music together

Hey dude have you heard of MOO the band

by BesonTheWingKing August 18, 2022


Tea Bands

Euphemism for the bindings of marijuana bricks.

The bricks were so fat the tea bands could barely hold them together

by Backlash1818 September 25, 2018


Jazz Band

Ultimately the best extracurricular ever. Imagine 20 dude/ettes all standing around each other for a couple hours a week playing the romantic style of music. Hell yeah. Under the hot stage lights for 3 to 4 hours at a time sweating your uniforms off making your instrument shiny. What’s there not to love?

Hey man, did you see that Jazz band?
Heck yeah man! They’re hot!
Hey man, it’s jazzman.

by Yoinks there’s Scoob December 29, 2020


Fantano Band

A band (usually somewhat obscure) that has been popularized by Youtube's music critic, Anthony Fantano.

Person 1: Have you heard the new Protomartyr album?
Person 2: Protomartyr? Never heard of em. Wait, is that another one of those Fantano Bands?
Person 1: Yeah, they're awesome.

by OlyGrunge December 12, 2018


aluminium bands

A metal bands that doesn't go as hard

guy1: Did you listen to the latest Ghost song

guy2: no I don't listen to aluminium bands

by A friendly goose October 20, 2021