Guys in bands that live in total squalor. Bedroom usually has mattress on the floor with no linen and definitely no natural light. Cycles through partners more often than he changes his socks because he's a giant man child with addiction problems.
Expects any potential partners to be his mum and therapist but also be cool when he fucks other people on tour.
That band bro ghosted me after giving me chlamydia
Also known as BOA, they are the organization who runs one of the largest competitive high school marching band circuits in America. Their largest competition, Grand Nationals (also called Grand Nats) in Indianapolis, Indiana, is known to be rigged towards bands from Indiana, along with certain bands from Texas who are willing to pay up.
Person 1: Man, I can't believe that Castle, Brownsburg, and Fishers made it into Grand Nats Finals over American Fork, O'Fallon Township, and Moe & Gene Johnson
Person 2: That's just Bands of America for you
MOO is a band including three people (Filomina Fil, Meryem Merm, and Shea) according to there youtube description they have joined forces to play and make music together
Hey dude have you heard of MOO the band
Euphemism for the bindings of marijuana bricks.
The bricks were so fat the tea bands could barely hold them together
Ultimately the best extracurricular ever. Imagine 20 dude/ettes all standing around each other for a couple hours a week playing the romantic style of music. Hell yeah. Under the hot stage lights for 3 to 4 hours at a time sweating your uniforms off making your instrument shiny. What’s there not to love?
Hey man, did you see that Jazz band?
Heck yeah man! They’re hot!
Hey man, it’s jazzman.
A band (usually somewhat obscure) that has been popularized by Youtube's music critic, Anthony Fantano.
Person 1: Have you heard the new Protomartyr album?
Person 2: Protomartyr? Never heard of em. Wait, is that another one of those Fantano Bands?
Person 1: Yeah, they're awesome.
A metal bands that doesn't go as hard
guy1: Did you listen to the latest Ghost song
guy2: no I don't listen to aluminium bands