Zombie fire

Similar to a forest fire, a zombie fire is when a large horde of zombies catch fire. A zombie fire happens when a zombie horde is so close-knit that when one zombie catches on fire, the fire rapidly spreads to all the other zombies in the horde; just like kindling. The use of molotov cocktails on zombie hordes is a known cause of the zombie fire phenomenon.

"Hey, Phil, what took you so long?"
"We ran into a zombie fire on the way here. Someone must have thrown a molotov cocktail into the horde or something."

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Pre-Fired

When your dumb azz makes a whole lot of money but still participates in stupid nonsense that makes your employer or sponsor have to suspend you indefinitely without pay until they figure out to do with your brand of ignorance.

Recent Examples: Gilbert Arenas, Charlie Sheen, Tiger Woods

Gilbert Arenas brought guns to the Verizon Center and has been PRE-FIRED by Stern for being so dumb.

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Fire the laser!

Spoken by (or better yet, yelled by) Frau Farbissina, one of Dr Evil's most trusted hench(wo)men. When Dr Evil, who has an obsession with lasers (especially when it's frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their frickin' heads), wants a laser fired, he lets Frau Farbissina give out the order. This order is usually delivered at a 100 decibel volume to whomever is in charge of pressing the firing button.

Frau Farbissina: "Fire the laser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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Dumpster Fire

Blown the fuck out.

Quagmire: Hi Angela. I'm Peter's friend, Glen Quagmire. Thanks for having me in your home and I would have had sex with you but Peter neglected to tell me you were a dumpster fire. Some friend, huh?

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Fire Alarm

This red thing on the wall that you pull when you want to get out of work.

Johnny pulled the fire alarm today, so we got out of work 30 minutes early.

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fire shits

after you eat some jalapenos you get the fire shits which is usually a greenish painful shit.

Man that italian bmt was loaded with jalapenos. I had the fire shits and couldnt sit for a minute

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anus on fire!

During the course of pleasurable anal activities, the impact is so great which causes a heat rash around the outer and inner regions of the anus. It causes the hair that grows around and sometimes inside the anus to burn away. In the worst case the flames go all the way inside the anus and it turns black.

Ho lad, slow down or else it causes an 'anus on fire!'

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