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Similar to a forest fire, a zombie fire is when a large horde of zombies catch fire. A zombie fire happens when a zombie horde is so close-knit that when one zombie catches on fire, the fire rapidly spreads to all the other zombies in the horde; just like kindling. The use of molotov cocktails on zombie hordes is a known cause of the zombie fire phenomenon.
"Hey, Phil, what took you so long?"
"We ran into a zombie fire on the way here. Someone must have thrown a molotov cocktail into the horde or something."
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In battle, return fire is retaliatory fire that is used to keep the enemy at bay during a conflict hiatus.
Return fire... OK, cease fire, they've buggered off.
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When your dumb azz makes a whole lot of money but still participates in stupid nonsense that makes your employer or sponsor have to suspend you indefinitely without pay until they figure out to do with your brand of ignorance.
Recent Examples: Gilbert Arenas, Charlie Sheen, Tiger Woods
Gilbert Arenas brought guns to the Verizon Center and has been PRE-FIRED by Stern for being so dumb.
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a fire, usually of the genus 'bon', that, upon ignition, grows in magnitude by itself. The laissez fire requires little-to-no planning or control, as the "builder" simply places kindling in a pit, flicks an ignition device, and lets it grow at the behest of the wind and other natural causes. While risky, the laissez fire is a thoroughly enjoyable source of heat, as it burns steadily with minimal effort on the builder's part. laissez fires are usually left to themselves to burn out, unless the surrounding area is dry/flammable, in which case a light snuffing on the part of the overseer(s) is necessary. It is in no way a metaphor for the ailing economy...
Johnny Carefree: 'dude I just lit the thing and it started burning; its a pretty sweet fire now.'
Trevor Wit: 'you might call that a laissez fire.'
Dill Prudence: 'you guys oughta be careful, these fires can get outta control fast. I'll get some water from the river just in case."
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Spoken by (or better yet, yelled by) Frau Farbissina, one of Dr Evil's most trusted hench(wo)men. When Dr Evil, who has an obsession with lasers (especially when it's frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their frickin' heads), wants a laser fired, he lets Frau Farbissina give out the order. This order is usually delivered at a 100 decibel volume to whomever is in charge of pressing the firing button.
Frau Farbissina: "Fire the laser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Quagmire: Hi Angela. I'm Peter's friend, Glen Quagmire. Thanks for having me in your home and I would have had sex with you but Peter neglected to tell me you were a dumpster fire. Some friend, huh?
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This red thing on the wall that you pull when you want to get out of work.
Johnny pulled the fire alarm today, so we got out of work 30 minutes early.
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