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yo kid im on the avenue chillin gotta get my mail sellin these sugar blocks
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The act of placing a sock on the door of your college dorm, preventing your room mate from entering
johnny- hey jimmy, it's four in the morning, what are you doing in the hallway?
jimmy- larry finally got in mary's pants so he sock blocked me
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When a friend tells you to text their crush or boyfriend which eventually gets you blocked
"Text my boyfriend and ask him if he thinks your cute then ask him out I wanna see i he will cheat."
"Hell nah I don't want to be block bait!"
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To thoroughly rock a large area. "Rocking" however does not have to involve music. If you "rock" at anything, that will do. Tenacious D made this a famous saying with their TV show that aired in the late 90's on HBO.
"Dude, it don't matter who's here, we'll rock whoever comes... we'll rock the block".
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When you're singing a song in chorus and your teacher stops just before the most exciting part of the song.
Or, when your favorite song comes on the radio and the radio either a) cuts out, b) is turned off, or c) it's a song montage.
Mr. A. stopped the chorus to fix the bass note just as were getting to the best part of our song, effectively song-blocking us.
My favorite song was just on, but the radio cut into static and song-blocked me!
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The antithesis of a cock block, a game block occurs when one's girlfriend/wife/spouse prevents him from playing video games from his friends. Most of the time this occurs because the girl needs phone time.
Danny: Hey Percival, thanks for inviting all 31 of us over for this awesome Smash Brothers tournament.
Percival: No problem, it should be great...(phone rings)...hang on its my girlfriend, I'll be back in a minute
1 Hour Later
Percival: Hey, where did everyone go? I definitely just got game blocked.
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Pretty much has the same meaning as cock block or baller block, except that it refers to a female who is being prevented from scoring sexually with a man or another woman(if she is a lesbian or bisexual).
(at the bar)
Danny: (drunkenly talking to a girl who approached him with bedroom eyes and the intention of getting laid) "Hey baby, you do realize you are a total amazon, right? Mmmm, those lips, legs, breasts, and ass of yours! I really wanna nap with you tonight!"
Gertude: *giggles* "Sure hun, I'm sure you really need it! And for starters, my name is Gertrude!"
Danny: "While I don't think that that is the loveliest name I've ever heard, your manner and appearance really make up for it! Giggidy giggidy!"
Gertrude: "Yeah really, little man! How would ya like some of my lipstick on your dipstick, hmm?"
Danny: "Awwwwriiiight!"
*Suddenly Danny's friend Garrett runs out of nowhere and bodyslams Gertrude into a table*
Gertrude: "Hey why you little...!!?" *is knocked out temporarily for a few minutes*
Garrett: "Shut up, cheese hog and stay the fuck away from my homie here!"
Danny: "You asshole!! I was having a good time with my new bitch Gertrude and all of a sudden you break in to pussy block her for no reason!"
Garrett: "Dude. If you weren't so spaced out, you'd have an idea how fat and weather beaten that girl is. You obviously thought her name was the only ugly thing about her thanks to your beer goggles."
Danny: *hic* "Huh?? Well man you do know, that I'm also attracted to fat women right?"
Garrett: "But, but, you, um..."
Danny: "Whatever! She's MINE now so accept it, like it or not! *goes over to Gertrude, who was now getting up* Okay baby, let's go to my apartment and hit the sack! I'm really jonesin for some more cushion for the pushin!"
Gertrude: Yay! Let's go sweetie and let's get horizontal with each other!
*Still inebriated, Danny walks out the bar with his fat sow and returns to his appartment with her for a night of love making that would eventually blossom into a "beautiful" relationship, regardless of Gertrude's appearance after Danny sobering up."
Mark H. Urban slang contributer since February 2004.
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