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noun: Points that a wook or wookie gains, when they take as many drugs as possible, grow long hair, and go to less mainstream, underground, filth artists, that make you want to punch every person around you in the face, when the song drops. Wook points can vary however. Say a wook were to wait a year to grow his hair out just for one wook sesh (BassCenter, Electric Forrest, ect.) they would get a 10-15 wook points based on length of hair. Giving youself a concussion from head-banging is pro wook status for a solid 35 wook points. Also being the best at something (the hardest head-banger, the smelliest person, the most drugged out, ect.) will get you many wook points. The point based system doesn't make much sense, but not making sense is the wook way so many wooks actually count their wook points by collecting pins on their camelbacks, and hats that value from 1 to 15 wook points depending on the size and price to keep track.
"Hey man, I like your dreads, did you just get those?"
" No, I got them 6 months ago and still haven't showered. I'm getting my wook points up for the ganja white night in Belgium!"
When a beautiful woman bear hugs you, shoving her extremely large breasts in your back from behind while demanding anything from you.
Say Bro, you know Christy from the office? She held me at Boob Point until i turned in my report.
The triple point is the thermodynamic definition at which one ejaculates, shits and vomits at the same time
Aidan’s girlfriend is furious cos he hit the triple point during head creating a messy disaster.
When something is on the verge of breaking
Hamish is at his shattering point, I hope he makes it through ok.
Admiration of and/or respect given to a prisoner from fellow inmates for a criminal act, whether or not it is correctly attributed - such attribution will often result in that prisoner being left alone by potential enemies and being welcomed by potential friends, pivotal for survival in many correctional institutions and jails. Named after the recreational area where inmates congregate.
- See that new meat by the benches? I heard he killed somebody on the outside!
- That guy?! He just got some serious yard points.
The happiest place on earth. A small community where everyone knows everyone. Where you just hop fences to visit friends instead of calling, and where the ice cream social is the event of the year. The home of the best 4th of July firework show and anyone who visits knows it’s their home away from home.
Hey are you going to Oak Point this year?
In conversational perspective - the mortifying moment when, having begun to speak, you cannot remember what you wanted so desperately to convey.
He pounded the conference table for emphasis, and stopped... suddenly realizing he was lost, searching wildly but unable to come up with what, an instant ago, seemed so clear... but, uh... was now his vanishing point.