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(Pronounced like dik' son fish' scale) the measurement used, usually by men, when bragging about certain body parts and/or the size of the fish they caught.
Mary was very shocked and oh so disappointed when she realized that Mark had measured using The Dicks & Fish Scale.
The retro version of the female rating scale where an actual 2 is a 10
Bill "Man she's a 10"
Henry *looks at girl with a butterface who would have an average rating or a 2 or less* "yea a 10 on the Mully girl scale"
The international scale of high, or the Highness Scale is a scale I have devised by myself because I am high out of my mind. The scale is measured in Highs, with 0 being sober and no real limit. Highs are determined by grams of weed smoked in the session divided by grams smoked a month.
John: Dude I’m high
Me: How high
John: Lets calculate it using the international scale of high
Me: that’s fucking dope
John: I’m chilling at too fucking high
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Used to describe the action of describing a dimension of something with an uncommon unit of measurement, like using a banana for scale.
The book The Sun And The Star is around 100,000 words long, which banana-for-scaleing it is around an eighth of Homestuck.
Can be used for many different things, such as earthquakes, games, other people and stuff like that. For example, Baldi registers 11 on the Richter Scale.
The Principal Of The Thing registers 14 on the Richter Scale, the highest ever measured in gaming history.
This is an amended version of the 1-4 scale. This scale removes almost all subjectivity from measuring your attraction to someone. Posts on this site have done their best to set out this scale, but this is the definitive, amended version.
The Basic 1-4 Scale (as already noted by Howie440):
1. I wouldn't and I don't see why anyone would.
2. I wouldn't buy I can see why someone would.
3. I would but I can see why someone wouldn't.
4. I would and I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
A New Addition (the 1-5 scale):
5. I would, I can't see why anyone wouldn't, and I'll be happy if I can just get with them.
Amendments & clarifications:
i) Who can really be considered a 4? - To avoid any subjectivity, keep in mind that: if everyone in the group says they're a 3, they're a 4. This is because if everyone calls them a 3, then everyone would and, therefore they're a 4.
ii) The 5 - More of a theoretical idea than a reality. The 5 is someone whom you would be completely satisfied to get with (make out with) once and never see again. They are so attractive to you that you would happily take the one opportunity and never try to talk to them again.
However - this means that if you do try to talk to, message, or get with them again, they are now by default a 4.
iii) It should also be noted that much like how any 4 must already be an agreed 3, any 5 must already be an agreed 4. This is continuous scale.
Me: "Hey, how was the club last night?"
Roommate: "Pretty good, I met someone."
Me: "Nice, good looking?"
Roommate: "I'd say 8/10."
Me: "How am I meant to know what that means, use the 1-5 scale."
Roommate: "Oh like a solid 3."
Me: "Glad to hear it mate."
The scale to measure how saggy your boobs are.
Sit and place a pencil on the underside of your boob. The number of pencil widths away from the nipple dictate the scale of sagginess.
1 pencil = saggy
2 pencil = deflated
3 pencil = empty
4 pencil = witch tits
5 pencil = pancakes
6 pencil = spaniels ears
7 pencil = ruined
8 pencil = cucumbers
Measure your saggy boobs with this saggy scale