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A position in which the guy lays flat on his back and the chick rides him like a cowboy, but she is grabbing his shoulders, and due to reflex it his legs stick up which make it look like he is sitting in a L-Z-boy. The Guy looks like he is sitting in a L-Z-Boy While getting ridding, when he is sitting on a flat surface.
1:Yo man what did you end up doing with kelsey last night dude?
2: She fucking rode me hard man grabbed my shit up man
1: How so dude?
2: Fucking Couch Style/Steeze dude
1: Dope got to chill out an ride it out like you were on a L-Z-Boy!
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An insult, akin to "stick that in your juice box and suck it". From the video game Animal Crossing, where furniture turns into leaves that can be put in your pocket and retrieved later.
Oh, go stuff a couch in your pocket.
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Either you are mad or very happy
I just got a triple kill, I want to jump off my couch.
The ultimate way to tell someone to get the fuck out and go fuck themselves for being a total asshole.
Game Ender
( At a party on a ship and gets purposely thrown overboard by someone else)
Guy who threw you: You have a nice swim?
You: FUCK OFF MY COUCH!!!!!
A reference to a female that has the same odour of Elk. The New Guninea Couch Elk can mostly be found eating while watching tv on the sofa. They sleep most of the day and feed during the late night hours.
I walked into the room and there before me sat the largest New Guinea Couch Elk I had ever seen.
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a pharse used when a person blows you off, does something to piss you off
Zeke: No dude you cant play hoops with us dont even ask ill cap your ass
Chad: Nigga Fuck Your Couch
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something someone says to someone else when they are mad at them.
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