Moo Juice!

Moo Juice! Also Known As Cow's Milk To You Humans!

Dinoman- Back in my day we used to call Cow's Milk- Moo Juice!

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rage juice

(noun) Alcoholic beverages developed for mass human consumption.

"I had such a great time playing foursquare with some peeps while drinkin' my rage juice that I couldn't resist running in circles while taking a major piss all over the dark alley behind the BART station!"

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journey juice

A beverage you drink from point a to point b.

Roo: Are we ready to go?

Alice: Yeah, let me just grab my journey juice.

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Man Juice

The noun form of ejaculate, or simply semen.

She's a man juice dumpster!

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Love Juice

The thick, creamy secretion produced by a lady’s gash to allow for smooth penetration by a spam javelin, or when she has a massive wide on when she’s gagging for it.

I was licking her out and got a mouthful of love juice

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Swag Juice

noun. A substance which is not just obtained, but inherited. Usually imparts a walk with a slight limp, a smile that stops you in your tracks, causes lucious barbaric man fur to grow from the chin. Symptoms include breaking curves in all classes, untouchable golf scores, and pool shark abilities. It drips off the person, leaving trails of swag juice in hallways and puddles on furniture.

Friend: "Look at that guy who just walked in the room..."
Other Friend: *Looks at friend*
Both in Unison: "SWAG JUICE."

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Beaver Juice

The juices produced usually from a female homosapien vaginal area. usually used for lubricating the objects for entrance.

Tom: Your sister's Beaver Juice was all over my lap!

Jimmy: Actually my sister just has a weak bladder.

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