lush puppy

another term for cigarette,term used more often when one is needing a quick fix while intoxicated.

after realizing
johny was out of paw maw's he yelled to leroy for a lush puppy..leroy smiled and handed his brother a ciggarette,while they finished the fifth of cheap canadian whiskey..

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Least Favorite Puppy

The counter part to favorite puppy, least favorite puppy is an adjective that means the opposite

People who dislike the Chuckle Sandwich Podcast are least favorite puppy.

puppy dog eyes

enlarging your eyes over dramatically with a sad face to get whatever you desire. (most of the time)

A: THE OTHER DAY MY DAUGHTER GAVE ME THE PUPPY DOG EYES SO SHE COULD BORROW THE CAR
C: DID IT WORK?
A: YES...
C: BUT ISN'T YOUR DAUGHTER 7?
A: SHUT UP

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puppy love

1. Mega slushy song by Donny Osmond in 1973.

2. Any slushy love usu. from a girl towards a young boy, little dog, Jesus, teacher, vicar, or scout master.

1. Puppy Love made number 1 in the charts.

2. She felt great wave of puppy love towards her Maths teacher.

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Puppy Sized Elephants

Puppy Sized Elephants are the animal John Green suggested in his open letter to evolution since it would have the evolutionary advantage of being adorable.

See the Vlogbrothers channel on YouTube for more info.

Nerdfighter: "Man, I wish puppy sized elephants existed."
Evolution: "I'll get back to you on that."

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Columbian Puppy Chow

The act of pouring cocaine into the vaginal chasm and snorting it out.

Person 1: Yo, Are you ok with me giving your mom a Columbian Puppy Chow?
Person 2: No!
Person 1: Too late it happened last night. :D

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puppy dog eyes

A sad look that is supposed to evoke pity. Gets it names from the animal that invented it.

Don't give me those puppy dog eyes! No means no.

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