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Bob Saget Shuffle

A complex sex move consisting of a hooker forming a tight seal around your butthole whilst blowing air into your colon. All of this is done while moving your legs up and down like a sumo wrestler.

Ryan Rigdon loves getting the ol' Bob Saget Shuffle.

by cleverbro May 6, 2020


The 6 Step Shuffle

A game played by males where 6 men take turns stomping on another man's testicles. There is no clear end to this game.

The 6 Step Shuffle is the reason I can't have kids.

by Big Toe Licker November 4, 2015


sloppy sideways shuffle

Another term for mutual masturbation.

Me and my friend jack just did the sloppy sideways shuffle the other day, but we made sure to stay six feet away because we aren't gay.

by The Frostiest Of Jacks June 15, 2018


Reverse knuckle shuffle

Masturbating with one’s hand inverted as opposed to the conventional way of holding your penis that makes it feel different than normal like someone else is jerking you off.

Joe wanted an away game, so he gave himself a reverse knuckle shuffle.

by VanD Cape January 11, 2020


five knuckle shuffle

Masturbating.

"Mike you coming out with us". "Nah I'm to busy having a five knuckle shuffle to porn"

by Bigboidave June 11, 2015

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Kansas City Shuffle

From Lucky Number Slevin. The Kansas City Shuffle is a deception move characterised by causing the victim to look right as you attack on the left.

Smith: "There was a time when Brown Sugar over there was a fine young woman."

Nick: *looking towards her*

Smith: *leaves wheelchair and attacks Nick from behind* "the Kansas City Shuffle"

by CrazEkid March 21, 2006

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Milk Man Shuffle

When a man is hooking up with a women who is lactating, he sucks on her nipples to draw milk into his mouth, then feeds it to the women, mouth to mouth.

Yo I pulled the Milk Man Shuffle on this girl last night cause she said she was thirsty!

by THE Milk Man 4U August 4, 2010

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