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A crime-fighting super hero in which is a character on the hit cartoon "Ren and Stimpy"
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After spending all summer outside her skin was Boom Toasted.
The ginger kid was boom toasted after twenty minutes outside.
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How idiots who never passed grade school spell "Lactose Intolerant".
@tweetpostkiller says "I low key don't need this cereal I'm about to fix, for one I am Lack toast and tolerant.…well wth I always live on the wild side.
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A delicious sandwich!!
1. Start by throwing 2 pieces of bread into the toaster
2. Slice up a tomato
3. When toast comes out of toaster spread Miracle Whip Light on both sides of the bread (use alot)
4. put tomato on bread and sprinkle salt on top
5. eat its so fucking good
"I'm going to make a toasted tomato sandwich!!"
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People who rush to their nearest grocery store, at the slightest hint of snow, to buy eggs, bread and milk.
Tom: I hear there's a blizzard coming this weekend.
Sally: Yeah, I'm sure those french toast people are buying everything in sight already.
an African-American person. Created in retaliation to the phrase cracker, or cracka.
Black person: "You cracker-ass fool"
(unassuming)White person: "What do you know, you piece of burnt toast!"
(black person creates new face for white person)
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the best f*ckn manufactured cereal ever. period.
my friend almost suffocated because he couldn't stop to breathe while stuffing his mouth full of the shit. cinnamon toast crunch may even be considered better than sex. maybe...
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