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Heavy Balls

When you haven't nutted in a long time, your balls get heavy due to the backup of sperm

It's been a while and now I have heavy balls.

by Hondipo January 24, 2019

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ball hand

Act of putting hands down ones pant grabbing there genitals and slapping another person in the face

I just ball handed the shit outa that guy

by Pete April 30, 2004


Ball Rattling

Adj., A very bumpy/rough experience which may jolt the male body and its organs.

That was a ball rattling ride in the APC

by Cpl. M March 17, 2014


Devil's Balls

When you open up the oven to check on your food and get blasted with the hot air from inside.
Like a slap in the face from the balls of the devil.

"Careful when you open the oven! You'll get the Devil's Balls!"

"Ah!"
"What happened?"
"Just got hit with the Devil's Balls while looking at the pizzas."

by tenkunsfw November 8, 2019


Lemmy's balls

A meme that's been around since Lemmy was introduced to Mario Maker 2. A YouTuber named Smashy then used it as a pun in his Mythbuster series. Lemmy's thrown balls are literally indestructible, not even Yoshi can eat them. Its only weakness is a fucking wall.

A: Hey, you see that Lemmy over there?
B: Yeah, let's touch Lemmy's balls haha.
A: Good idea.

by CreepyGlider February 9, 2021


Hospital Ball

In contact sports for example Rugby League, the Act of passing the football when you are too scared to take the hit up on your own, Instead passing the football late to a team mate putting them in a position where they will get hit hard by the opposition, potentially putting them into hospital .

Ryan has just thrown a real late ball, He should have taken the hit himself, What a hospital ball. Classic Ryan.

by #g&jl October 9, 2019


shadow balling

Shadow balling is when you're on some online chat service, such as, teamspeak or ventrilo, and you silently jack off without muting yourself.

Dude you haven't said anything over teamspeak for a while. Are you shadow balling?

by Steel Can March 25, 2016