look at my own arse when I shit

When you are that busy, that you don't even have time to look down when you are having a shit because you are too focused on something, you have to take it into the bathroom with you and use the toilet as a temporary office
Extreme measures involve having to wipe without even checking the state of the tissue before flushing it.

'I had that many emails coming through that I had to reply to, I didn't even have time to look at my own arse when I shit.'

The world is lame as i stand in as my own.

A sentence for use when you believe that someone else's life is nowhere near as accomplished as yours is.

Les Paul: "I'm just walking down the street, talking out loud."

Les Paul: "Oh look, someone less fortunate than me."

(to the less fortunate person)

Les Paul: "The world is lame as I stand in as my own."

(the less fortunate person is inspired and gets a job)

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People who put their own names and make the definition good

dumbass's

"Have you seen those people who put their own names and make the definition good?"

"yeah, they're dumbasss

Sweet pear half in your own heavy syrup

Sweeet pear half = vagina
Heavy syrup= cum
Your own= random pronouns

Girl you are my sweet pear half in your own heavy syrup. I love you pls marry me sweet pear

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I reject your reality and substitute it with my own

Quote from the movie "The dungeonmaster" 1984, and "Sword Art Online Abridged" (episode 11) ((Though the credits go to "Ghostbusters"))

Have you heard the quote "I reject your reality and substitute it with my own"?
-Yea, I heard it in "SAO Abridged"
Oh okay, it's from a movie called "The Dungeonmaster" from 1984
-Cool cool

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I don't like to shit in my own front yard

This is your town, big or small. You have a rep to maintain. You gotta hold your head high around your stomping grounds. If your gonna act slutty or a fool... you take it else where! Don't shit in your own front yard, people will see you. Go across town, and shit in someone else's yard :)

Friend: "Why don't you just go home with him?" You: "I don't like to shit in my own front yard, if you know what I mean."

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Would you snack on your own weiner if you could?

Twitch famous meme first made in MitchJones's chat by fellow twitch streamer Atlanta in 2019. The joke went on to become a staple in other chats too such as Mizkif's and Austinshow's.

*typed in twitch chat or similar medium* "Would you snack on your own weiner if you could?" *Content creator responding*